For those who have been off the planet the last few days, apparently there's a bunch of footballs that are shy a little bit of air. So what? As The CHB says, "[I]t didn’t matter in Sunday’s game" pitting the sky-high Patriots against the, ahem, deflated Colts.
If that's the case, when why all the fuss? We need only hold our breath until the next line to have that explained to us:
"But what about all the other games?" The CHB hyperventilates. "If the Patriots are cheating, are they not cheating systematically?"
Obviously, right? Let's just jump to the conclusion, damn the smoking balls.
Take a breath, Dan.
Everybody exhale. Like a fart in the wind, this too, shall, pass.