Sunday, January 04, 2015
Another Pass Taken
Today we are treated to another installment of the Picked Up Pieces column, where Shank becomes DHL Dan for a day, because of the column's unmistakable mailed-in quality. It's the traditional amalgamation of nitpicking, half-useless factoids that only Cliff Clavin would appreciate, lame song lyrics and the use of the word 'immortal' to take a crap on someone Shank doesn't like. He also craps on Rajon Rondo (twice!), Nick Saban, Jimbo Fisher, the rest of the AFC East, owners of New York pro sports teams, ESPN, and the Cleveland Airport Sheraton.