We just can’t judge Patriots until JanuaryEven his nicknames are old and dated (besides being stupid and unfunny):
Geno Smith. Ryan Tannehill. EJ Manuel.Because Andy Warhol used to make paintings of tomato cans and called it art! I get it!
And Tom Brady.
These are the starting quarterbacks in the AFC East, which henceforth shall be known as the Andy Warhol (Tomato Can) Division.
He then proceeds to bore the hell out of the reader by stating the obvious for nearly every New England Patriots fan. He saves the truly majestic bullshit for the grand finale:
This is why I am waiting for January with this team. We know it’s going to be a fun and easy four months as the Patriots crush hapless division foes and the Mr. Softee NFC North.Does anyone in their right mind think that Shank will refrain from any level of criticism with a Patriots loss? Or do you think he'll then use a weak cop-out like 'that's not what I wrote' when he gets called on it? No reason it can't be both!