Dan takes a lighthearted look at what Celtics management will do to make the players think they are playing in Boston tonight.
Wait, is 'lighthearted' the term people use when they want to say 'painfully unfunny', but don't want to appear mean? Either way, that is what I meant. By the end of the piece he is simply reeling off names of people who nobody reading would care about.
Update: Apparently Dan got a few facts wrong. Massachusetts Liberal provides the corrections.
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