We read him so you don't have to.
...The X’s and O’s will be dissected and analyzed all week. Deep thinkers of football will make rational predictions based on the strengths and weaknesses of both teams.Not me.
Awesome! "Boston has X, the opposing team's city has Y"! Ha ha! That, my friends, is groundbreaking Pulitzer stuff. It's a wonder Shank doesn't try cranking out more columns exactly like this. Over and over again.
Beatles, dig at Kraft, dig at Randy Moss, etc. All that was missing was a Larry Bird reference. Put a stamp on it, Danny Boy!
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