Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Did you know?

The Tigers are good. They have not been this way for a very long time.

Jim Leyland is a cool guy. He is old-school. He chain-smokes and curses in front of women. He doesn't use computers, unlike that Mike Gimbel nerd! Oh, wait, sorry, wrong year. I meant Bill James. Same difference. They both suck! Everyone should prefer a guy who does not know how to use the internet and said the following about computers: " "I don't like computers. Period. I don't even know how to turn one on. They intimidate me." (Baseball Prospectus, an evil publication)

I would write more about this incredibly boring column, but my computer just ate one of my hands.


dbvader said...

That column was just a random compilation of meaningless historical facts. Why did it end with a 2003 ALCS reference? Stupid.

Ezra said...

What's evil about Baseball Prospectus?

The Chief said...

ezra, she's being facetious.