Meet The New Recycling King!

No - that would not be Our Man Shank. Courtesy of Walter R., the Kansas City Star’s Lee Judge shows you how it's done.

Note to Shank - this is a cautionary tale, not a how-to guide...

UPDATE, 2/14/2016 AT 7:35 PM - Bruce Allen at Boston Sports Media Watch piles on:

What's the big deal? @Dan_Shaughnessy has done this dozens of times. https://t.co/RZGLT3Y5b3

— Bruce Allen (@bruceallen) February 14, 2016