Shank finally gets around to writing about a baseball game while on his
mini-vacation assignment to cover the World Series in San Francisco. In an
otherwise respectable column, Shank's occasional foray into snotty, elitist Boston provincialism raises its head again:
SAN FRANCISCO — Which Bay Area bard will compose “The Ballad of Madison Bumgarner’’ when this World Series is over?
Is this big lefty from Hudson, N.C., (population, 2,800) really only 25 years old? Did he really give his high school sweetheart a 5-day-old bull calf as a wedding present when they were married on Valentine’s Day in 2010? Where does he rank on the list of best postseason pitchers in the history of baseball?
Probably right down there with his neighbors:
Bumgarner is from the land of the goobers.
Stay classy, Shank!
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