Former Boston mayor Tom Menino has died, may he rest in piece.
So The CHB eulogizes him by contorting the late mayor's 20-year run into one of the most random factoids imaginable:
"What mattered (about Menino) was the fact that he was the proud mayor of the City of Boston and he presided at a time when our town did something no town has ever done: win championships in all four major sports in a period of six years and four months."
Just. Plain. Weird.