Friday, May 28, 2010

Looking On The Bright Side

I was thinking of posting last night about the subject of Shank's next column. Would it be about, for instance, the Red Sox getting swept? World Cup soccer? Tour de France? In this case, it was the bloody obvious:

It . . . cannot . . . possibly . . . happen . . . again.

But there is doubt. There is a lingering sense of dread. The Orlando Magic are Glenn Close, lifeless and submerged in the bathtub, but we are afraid she may yet rise out of the water and try to cut out our heart. One more time.

Let’s try some numbers, shall we? Big league baseball, basketball, and hockey have been playing best-of-seven series for more than 100 years, and in that time, 287 teams have taken leads of three games to none (thank you, Elias Sports Bureau). Only four teams have recovered from 3-0 to win the series. And now it’s going to happen twice within a span of 16 days? In the same city?

Still, we fret. We are damaged because of the Bruins. We are like the proverbial dog that has been kicked too many times. Every motion made in our direction causes us to recoil.

Do I have to remind anyone?
Some questions answer themselves.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

well, the Celts eliminated the Orlando. I'm sure this broke Shanks heart as he had many columns lined up about curses,jinxs, ghosts and goblins......poor Shank.....poor,poor, Shank......(I'm sure that his #1 Fanboy (ObjectiveDouche) is also in mourning....jeeze....I hope both of them don't leap off the Tobin)