kick in the nuts, Dan.
Dan regales us with what life would be like if the Patriots had won Super Bowl XLII. A lot of indigestion and angry commuters this morning thanks the Miserable One.
However you feel about the topic, though, Dan did manage some good lines:
"Mercury Morris would be harder to find than Whitey Bulger."
"Seventeen Greater Boston television and radio stations would have paid for the rights to be the "official station of the World Champion Patriots.''"
"The Bruins would be very, very lonely."