One Trick Pony

I did not have the patience or desire to post any of Shank's stale fucking bullshit last night. I wanted to enjoy the game without it being tainted by his repetitive, witless garbage. That said, here's the 'best' of Shaughnessy from last night's game.

Houston loses the toss. Pats defer. Of course.

Afterall, Pats only have one QB and he is a rookie

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 23, 2016

Things change quickly. Time to trade Jimmy G for a couple of first round picks.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 23, 2016

Houston Texans: "Oh, no!!!! We suck again!!!!''
Tomato
Cans

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 23, 2016

Game is effectively over, but nobody leaving Gillette. Too much fun watching Pats rub foes' faces in the dirt.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) September 23, 2016