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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Tomorrow's News Today

Dan trying his best to be funny.

You can be the judge.

Before you read it, try to think of all the Dan cliches that will be present. I don't think you will be disappointed

11 comments:

sportsreporter16 said...

Some of it was funny, but, as usual, The Shank has just got to try to shank Schilling. Of course, Shank's udder nickname could be The Shill. Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

The Mercury Morris bit was funny though. Now *that* man is a tool.

Dave M said...

I like the Mercury Morris thing too

The rest was typical CHB crap

Dave M said...

And oh yeah there is another Manny is an Idiot tired joke. It is about the 6th variation of the same joke.

Monkeesfan said...

Not bad, though the mocking of Schilling was predictable. The Manny joke about Oakland's new stadium was actually kind of funny. And Shank, that 31-28 Superbowl score, that was just the third quarter; the Patriots put up 21 more points to secure a 52-37 win.

I'm surprised Shank didn't drop any Dan Rowan references since this is like Rowan's old Laugh In news of tomorrow sketch.

Anonymous said...

i didn't laugh once at that column... well except when i pictured shank's gross hair, awful mug, and horrible delivery

Anonymous said...

A blast from the past as well ... a shot at Rice for being surly. I know people who0 have met Rice, and say he's actually a very nice guy if a bit reserved. Maybe Shank should start looking in the mirror.

Monkeesfan said...

A shot at Rice, shots at Schilling - hey Shank, who is your idea of athletes worth rooting for?

Monkeesfan said...

And Shank keeps on being Shank - he asked Bill Belichick where he would watch the Wildcard Playoff games, and actually treated the question as if it were a serious issue. Belichick was surprisingly funny in his response but he treated the question overall as stupid - and Shank deserved getting treated as an idiot.

mike_b1 said...

Surly, thy name is Dan Shaughnessy.

Monkeesfan said...

Surely, thy name is Dan Shaughnessy - wait a minute, he says not to call him Shirley.