- “But if they somehow lose the 2018 World Series, Game 3 will stand forever as Boston’s baseball’s Buckner moment of the 21st century…”
- “The Cardinals had won 13 of their last 14 postseason homegames, and Saturday's stunner was the first Series game to end on an errorsince Mookie Wilson's grounder went through Bill Buckner's legs in 1986.”
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
The CHB's Buckner Eulogy Just Another Botched Play
Monday, May 27, 2019
Swing And A Miss
Bobby Orr does not appreciate sports talk radio jockeys and fans who characterize 42-year-old Zdeno Chara as a defensive liability for the Bruins.It's all Bobby Orr quotes, so of course it's worth checking out.
“I’ve heard a lot of crap recently about Chara, about Z,’’ Orr said during a lengthy interview with the Globe Friday. “Are you kidding me?
“I think if you were to ask these critics what they thought of the Bruins coaches, everyone would say they’ve been outstanding. Well, Z is the top ice guy, one or two. He kills all the penalties. When he’s on the ice, there’s just something different.
Always Looking At The Bright Side
The Red Sox are closer to fourth place Jays than they are to first place Yankees
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) May 26, 2019
Saturday, May 25, 2019
Negative Tweets, By Dan Shaughnessy
Just another case of selective statistics to make his 'case', whatever that's supposed to be.Chris Sale has been credited with one win in 15 starts since August 12, 2018.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) May 25, 2019
Friday, May 24, 2019
The John Havlicek Tribute
Bill Russell was there. Red Auerbach’s daughter was there, seated side by side with 90-year-old Bob Cousy, Tommy Heinsohn, Satch Sanders, Dave Cowens, and other gods of Boston Celtics lore.
Four weeks after Celtics legend John Havlicek died in Jupiter, Fla., the vast and vaunted Celtic family gathered Thursday afternoon at Trinity Church in Copley Square for a 90-minute tribute to the man who scored more points than any other player in franchise history.
Less than 2 miles from the sacred Causeway Street space where he played 16 seasons and won eight NBA championships, Havlicek was honored in a celebration of life.
Thursday, May 23, 2019
A Helpful Reminder From Bruce Allen
September:
— Bruce Allen (@bruceallen) March 28, 2019
The Patriots are back, and for many of us, that means life is worse.
(Via @Dan_Shaughnessy) https://t.co/0GXHrafuiS
Bruce knows how Shank plays the game.
Monday, May 20, 2019
Happy Anniversary!
I stumbled across this tweet (and excellent YouTube video in the ensuing thread) from a Twitter feed called Freezing Cold Takes, and this one's a doozy that will bring back many painful memories. On May 6, 1997, the Boston Celtics made perhaps the worst hire in professional basketball history when they hired this fucking guy:
Rick Pitino set this team back nearly a decade and it was just plain ugly. My primary memory of the burning dumpster fire that was the Rick Pitino Celtics was actually going to one of the games and, as the YouTube video points out a few times, the only thing I noticed was Pitino yelling and screaming at Antoine Walker and Paul Pierce on nearly every play. I'm sitting about ten rows back behind one of the backboards and I told the buddy I was with - 'if for some reason the ball bounces out and lands in my hands, I'm throwing it right at him and I don't care if I get arrested and thrown out of here for life.' I am beyond certain I'm not the only one who felt that way about Pitino by this time; he was shitcanned about a month afterwards. Him getting caught banging a waitress some time later and all the other shit that happened to him at Louisville only adds to my feeling of schadenfreude, and probably yours as well.Thanks to @OldTakesExposed, we were reminded of a brutal date in #Celtics historyhttps://t.co/kxCKgAQMzz pic.twitter.com/SJKXqHB5hZ
— NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSBoston) May 19, 2019
Sunday, May 19, 2019
The Obligatory Michael Chavis Column
It is as if Michael Chavis has been delivered from Central Casting.
Born and bred in Georgia, armed with a golly-gee politeness and 450-foot power, Chavis has helped saved the Red Sox season.
Sunday against the Astros, batting leadoff, of all places, Chavis swung at everything he saw (six pitches, four balls in play), cracked a 420-foot homer and a seventh-inning single which represented the winning run in Boston’s 4-3 victory over the best team in baseball. The comeback victory averted a rare Fenway sweep of the Sox and fortified the growing Legend of Michael Chavis.
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Bandwagon Dan, A Continuing Story
RALEIGH, N.C. — Thursday marked 100 days since Boston’s last championship parade.You and I could throw paint, soy sauce and mustard against a wall and come up with something better than what ensues - read on, at your own risk.
Time to fire up the duck boats. It has been too long.
Say goodbye to the Jerks, the Goobers, Hamilton the Pig, inflated arena noise, and the Sons of the Hartford Whalers. The Bruins won the Prince of Wales Trophy on Thursday night, beating the Carolina Hurricanes, 4-0, to advance to the Stanley Cup Final for the 20th time in franchise history. Boston will face the San Jose Sharks or St. Louis Blues (Sharks lead, 2-1) starting sometime within the next 10 days (yes, we might have to wait a while) on Causeway Street.
And there's this:
Part of Carolina’s Game 4 pregame entertainment featured a live interview on the big board in which a couple of local TV personalities talked about Rask and the Bruins “blowing it” against the Flyers in 2010. Comebacks from 3-0 deficits are rare, but there have been four in hockey, and one was the Bruins losing a 3-0 lead against the Flyers in 2010.We all remember who was telling us about that series loss, don't we?
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
How The Game Is Played
RALEIGH, N.C. — The Bruins are running downhill on the way to the Stanley Cup Final. Each series has been easier than the one before.Do any of you think Shank watched any of last night's game? That Bruins win was not easy.
These Cup playoffs for the Spoked-B’s have been like a NASA countdown.
Seven games . . . then six . . . now perhaps four?
Liftoff.
Bring on the San Jose Sharks or the St. Louis Blues.
It’s strange. Has there ever been a championship run in which each round got easier? Certainly the 2004 and 2007 Red Sox were more tested in the ALCS than in the World Series, but they did not experience anything like what we are seeing in this magical — dare we say easy? — run to the Final. Those Sox faced much tougher competition in the second round than they did in the first. Only the World Series (both sweeps) was easy.
It’s never easy, of course — unless it’s the Patriots in the AFC East or the 2018-19 Red Sox against the AL bum-of-the-week clubs. Winning at the playoff level is always rugged and hard.
Let's set aside the obvious bullshit praising the Red Sox; he's been taking dumps on them nearly every day from Spring training until they got hot two weeks ago and now pretends to be on their side.
I've helpfully pointed out the theme that Shank is using in his not so genuine praise of the Bruins, and longtime readers will recognize it right away when compared to many of his Patriots columns. By claiming the Bruins' playoff run is easy (and in the next breath saying it's not easy), Shank nonetheless creates the impression, however false, that a Stanley Cup for the Bruins will be easy. If they do not, Shank will then take the mother of all shits on the Bruins for not winning the Stanley Cup because it was supposed to be easy.
And that's how the game is played.
Monday, May 13, 2019
Even His Jokes Are Old
Even Grady Little would have pulled this guy by now
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) May 12, 2019
Sunday, May 12, 2019
It's Worth It
The Red Sox are worth watching againDespite Shank telling you otherwise during that 'hideously bad first month'. Funny how that works.
The storm has been weathered. The awkward White House trip has come and gone. Chris Sale doesn’t stink anymore. Boy wonder Michael Chavis saved the season when all seemed lost. April showers have given way to May sunshine. The Red Sox are a wagon again. They beat the Mariners, 9-5, on Saturday and even got a two-run single from the offensively catatonic Jackie Bradley Jr.
After everything that happened in the Sox’ hideously bad first month of a title defense, they will wake up Sunday four games out of first place. After playing as bad as they could possibly play, the Sox are right where they need to be to get where they want to go. They still have not even played a quarter of the season and everything is ahead of them. It turns out that the hole they dug was not too deep.
Friday, May 10, 2019
Punted
White House ceremony honoring Red Sox awkward from the startMore awkwardness at the link.
The White House Thursday morning sent out a scheduled post on its website stating, “President Trump Welcomes the 2018 World Series Champions The Boston Red Socks to the White House.’’
I am not making this up.
Red Socks.
In a time-honored and now-controversial tradition, a portion of the Sox gathered at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Thursday and heard laudatory remarks delivered by President Donald Trump. The president spoke for nine minutes (my favorite moment came when he asked Steve Pearce how his season was going), called upon Chris Sale, J.D. Martinez, and Sox owner John Henry to make remarks, then thanked everybody and gave the Socks entourage a tour of the Lincoln bedroom.
UPDATE AT 3:50 PM - A commenter points out the obvious, and that is this: the Boston Globe / Dan Shaughnessy coverage of Boston sports teams at the White House is a function of the occupant of the Oval Office. If it's a Democrat, the primary focus is on the player(s) who do not attend and what bad people they are. If it's a Republican, the focus is on the President and what a 'thorny issue' this is and how the players involved should 'start distancing themselves from some of his polarizing policies'. Good to know Obama never had any polarizing policies!
Thursday, May 09, 2019
Holding Out No Longer
A curious natural omission, of course - the Dan Shaugnessy column eviscerating and Celtics. It's in his blood, perhaps more natural than breathing to him, and I was fully expecting to wake up this morning and see him in nuclear meltdown mode. There was nothing. until now:
Reader poll - do we still get a stemwinder from Shank or did Felger already use up all the oxygen in the room on this one?Never saw poultry or brew in the lockerroom, but I will always think of these guys as the Chicken-And-Beer Celtics of 2018-2019.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) May 9, 2019
Monday, May 06, 2019
Hijacking The Bandwagon Yet Again
Sunday was a day of rest for the Grand Slam of Bling.At which point he'll rip either / both teams as 'simply not good enough'.
But it is still alive.
It’s been a remote possibility since the Patriots won the Super Bowl just three months after the 2018 Red Sox won the World Series.
No city has ever been home to the reigning kings of all four sports simultaneously, but until the Celtics or Bruins are eliminated, Boston remains alive for this glut of championship gold.
...And should one of those two teams lose, it's a certainty he'll write a column about the loss.
This will be the fifth time the Bruins and Celtics played postseason games on the same date this spring.
Saturday, May 04, 2019
DHL Dan LXXXIII - The Hondo Column
Picked-up pieces while wondering whether freedom fighter Bob Kraft will make another triumphant, crowd-rousing appearance at a Garden playoff game any time soon . . .Makes you want to stop reading right then and there, doesn't it?
■ The death of John Havlicek inspired some amazing commentary on Twitter.Read on for more Kraft cheap shots, a cameo appearance of 'Theo and his minions' and other assorted trivia. No gratuitous Larry Bird mention, though. Maybe next time...
“It is getting difficult each time I hear about another contemporary that passes,’’ Bill Russell wrote. “He was not just a teammate & a great guy, but he was family.’’
From Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: “I met John Havlicek at the same time & place that I met Red Auerbach and Bill Russell @ my high school gym in Autumn of 1961 — my freshman year. He was still playing when I entered the league and our friendship grew.”
From Jack Nicklaus, who crossed paths with Havlicek at Ohio State from 1959-61, on Facebook: “John loved the outdoors, loved to fish, and frequently when he played golf at Bear Lakes Country Club in West Palm Beach, he carried a fishing pole in his bag. But if there is one thing we should all remember about John Havlicek, it is his heart. John always made himself available to help others. Every time there was a charity event, or any time someone could make a difference in someone else’s life, John Havlicek was there.”
Wednesday, May 01, 2019
A Question Nobody's Asking
Who really thought the Celtics were going to have it easy?
MILWAUKEE — Admit it, Celtic fans, you were getting a little cocky about this.
The playoff narrative was that the Celtics had fixed everything after their disappointing regular season. They swept the Indiana Pacers in Round 1, then spanked the top-seeded Milwaukee Bucks by 22 points in the first game of the Eastern Conference semifinal. Hot-take artist Paul Pierce announced that the series was officially over and some of us spent 48 hours pondering whether it would be better for the Celts to face the Sixers or the Raptors in the conference final.
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
You'd Have Thought They Lost The Game
A poor performance, yes; I think the word 'unprofessional' isn't quite the right one here.Unprofessional outing by Rodriguez. 52 p through 2. Sox trail 4-0. ESPN. Showing America the slop we’ve seen all year. Sox lucky B’s and C’s in playoffs https://t.co/fNYatqmC6M
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 29, 2019
Sunday, April 28, 2019
A Tale Of Two Columns
Before we go any further, here’s a little tip for you Celtics fans: Resign yourself to the fact that you’re going to be seeing a lot of Giannis Antetokounmpo at the free throw line. This is not because the refs have it in for the Celtics. Do not listen to the words of Tommy Heinsohn, or any latter-day Johnny Mosts. There’s no need to call sports talk radio and cry about Giannis getting favorable treatment. No. The Greek Freak is going to be at the line all day because the Celtics have no one that can stop him legally in the paint. He is an NBA freight train and if he gets the ball going downhill it’s either 2 points or two free throws. Brad Stevens will throw Aron Baynes, Al Horford, and Semi Ojeleye at Giannis (too bad Marcus Smart, Jim Loscutoff, and Bob Brannum are not available). It will not be enough. Antetokounmpo is going to be the MVP of the NBA this year. He is the reason this series could be the end of the road for the frustrating, maddening 2018-19 Celtics.
Shank, this afternoon:
MILWAUKEE — The Celtics flipped the switch, just like they said they would. They pantsed the best player in the world and delivered a message that they are a force to be reckoned with in this NBA tournament.But they did. What a difference a day makes.
The Celtics humbled the NBA’s top seed Sunday, smothering Giannis Antetokounmpo and racing to a 112-90 win over the Bucks in the first game of their Eastern Conference semifinal series.
The Greek Freak finished with 22 points, but anybody who watched knows the he was humbled. He made only seven of 21 shots. Three of his baskets were 3-pointers. He had 1 point in the first quarter and made only two of seven shots in the first half when the Bucks fell behind by 15. The Freak’s shot was blocked three times in the restricted area. These things just do not happen.
The Waiting Game
MILWAUKEE — Celtics-Bucks.A pretty good column follows; it's worth checking out.
This is the series you’ve been waiting for.
And I do mean waiting.
When the Celtics finally take the Fiserv Forum floor Sunday afternoon to play the top-seeded Bucks, it will have been a week since the Green Team actually played a basketball game. The Bruins will have finished FOUR playoff games since the Celtics erased the Pacers last Sunday in Indianapolis. The Patriots will have made all their trades and selections in the three-day NFL Draft.
Thursday, April 25, 2019
John Havlicek, R.I.P.
John Havlicek has died.Worth reading in full.
And there goes part of your youth if you grew up in New England watching the Celtics in the 1960s and ’70s.
Havlicek scored more points than any other Celtic in history. That’s right. More than Larry Bird or Paul Pierce. He was the connecting tissue between Celtic dynasties. His rookie year was Bob Cousy’s final season (1962-63), and he retired just months before Red Auerbach drafted Bird out of Indiana State (1978).
Monday, April 22, 2019
Ask A Stupid Question
Major League Baseball requires that its managers engage in a full-blown press conference a few hours before every postseason game. At the 2016 World Series, this allowed me a chance to ask the stupidest question of my long career.Read on for more lameness.
It was at Cleveland’s Progressive Field in the tense moments before the seventh game of the World Series between the Cleveland Indians and Chicago Cubs. It was a situation that required a really futile and stupid gesture.
When Indians manager Terry Francona took his place behind the microphone and breathed a deep sigh, I pounced.
“Would you say this is a must-win game?’’
Francona understood the lame attempt at humor and broke up laughing.
Sunday, April 21, 2019
Spring Quiz Time - III!
With the conclusion of yet another local team triple play this afternoon, try to guess which game Shank will write about:
A) The Boston Celtics sweep their opening round playoff series with a 110 - 106 win over the Indiana Pacers;
B) The Boston Bruins stay alive in their opening round playoff series with a Game 6 win over the Toronto Maple Leafs;
C) The Boston Red Sox sweep the weekend series with an 11th inning win over the Tampa Bay Rays, or
D) Shank doesn't write a column.
You know how I'm betting.
Saturday, April 20, 2019
Spring Quiz Time - II!
Last night, we had again three local Boston sports teams who were in action. Can you correctly guess which game Shank decided to write a column about?
A) The Boston Celtics won their third playoff game in a row, a 104 - 96 road victory over the Indiana Pacers;
B) The Boston Red Sox, on the road against the white-hot Tampa Bay Rays, finally saw the bats spring to life in a 6 - 4 win, or
C) The Boston Bruins lost to the Toronto Maple Leafs, 2 - 1 and are now one game away from playoff elimination.
If you guessed C), step up and claim your prize!
There’s always the notion that the Bruins will beat the Toronto Maple Leafs in the playoffs. The Bruins, after all, haven’t lost a playoff series to Toronto since 1959. The Leafs haven’t won any playoff series in 15 long years. And we all remember 2013 when the Bruins won Game 7 vs. Toronto despite trailing by three goals in the third period.As I was watching this unfold last night; I had one primary thought - 'there's no way in hell Shank is going to be this predictable, is he?'
The Bruins will prevail. The Leafs will fall. Bank on it.
But now it feels a little shaky. There’s legitimate fear that maybe this time the Bruins are in danger. Suddenly, it’s possible that the local hockey season could be over by dinner time on Easter Sunday.
Never disappointing, always negative.
Friday, April 19, 2019
Fool's Gold
On today with @ZoandBertrand from 11-1. B’s, C’s, sucking Red Sox, Kraft. Dan’s Dates at 12:50. Radio gold
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 19, 2019
I caught the 'Dan's Dates' part of the show around that time - it was painful, like 'a tooth filling without novacaine' level painful.
Thursday, April 18, 2019
Shank Still Doesn't Like Or Understand Science
And he gets to tweak the Patriots again - it's another two-fer!I have read the entire Mueller Report.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 18, 2019
Ideal Gas Law confirms there was no collusion and no obstruction.
Spring Quiz Time!
A) The Boston Celtics won Game 2 of the first round playoff series, 99 - 91, over the Indiana Pacers;
B) The Boston Bruins won Game 4 of their first round series, 6 -4, over the Toronto Maple Leafs; and
C) The Boston Red Sox lost to the New York Yankees, 5 - 3.
If you guessed C), step up and claim your prize!
NEW YORK — The Red Sox stink. They lost to the Yankees, 5-3, Wednesday after Ryan Brasier surrendered a grand slam to Brett Gardner on an 0-and-2 pitch in the seventh inning. The Sox are 6-13 and a whopping 8½ games out of first place.Continuing the negativity and seriously dating yourself multiple times? It's a two-fer!
I grew up on Hub hardball gloom. I came of age as a baseball fan when the Red Sox annually finished eighth in a 10-team league and flirted with 100 losses. I learned talk radio at the right hand of Eddie Andelman, who perfected the sky-is-falling mind-set of Red Sox Nation.
I did a Sunday night TV show with Bob Lobel, who had a panic button on the set and kept saying, “Why can’t we get players like that?’’ every time an ex-Red Sox did something good for some other team. I wrote “The Curse of the Bambino,’’ my doctoral thesis on Red Sox negativity.
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
The End Is Near
Is this the end for for Dustin Pedroia?Original column spotted at 10:45 PM - any further questions about Shank not having an editor?
NEW YORK — Are we nearing the end for Dustin Pedroia?I love Pedroia as a player, and even more as a person who would take absolutely no shit from Shank.
No one takes any pleasure in this prospect (except perhaps for Shank - ed). But there was a sense of doom and gloom when Pedroia was taken out of the lineup after flying to right field in the top of the second inning Wednesday night at Yankee Stadium.
This was the first game Pedroia started in the field since Friday at Fenway against the Orioles. His left knee has not come around the way the Sox hoped.
Not Too Predictable
NEW YORK — In a move that screamed “panic,” the Red Sox Tuesday gave up on catcher Blake Swihart and recalled Sandy Leon from Pawtucket.I'm willing to bet Shank wrote a slew of columns shitting on that team at the same time back then.
“I told Sandy, ‘Don’t feel like you have to come here to be the savior,’ ’’ manager Alex Cora said before the Sox series opener with the Yankees. “It doesn’t work that way.’’
Amen.
Reunited with his binkie backstop, struggling Chris Sale returned to the mound and surrendered four runs on seven hits and a walk in five innings of an 8-0 skunking. Leon went hitless in three at-bats with two strikeouts and a throwing error (truly not his fault). Sale is 0-4 with an 8.50 ERA and the Red Sox are 6-12, the franchise’s worst 18-game start since Kevin Kennedy’s warriors went 3-15 in 1996.
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Old Time Hockey, Eddie Shore
Bruins channel their Big, Bad days in physical master classThe only real surprise here - this column was written after a win, not after a loss.
There was great buzz in the arena and a sprinkling of good signage when the Bruins came out for warmups before Saturday’s Game 2 against the Toronto Maple Leafs. In a town that’s gone soft on its teams — rarely is heard a disouraging word about the sacred Pats, the smug Sox, or the ever-glass-half-full Green Team — Bruins fans have retained their edge, dignity, and demands.
There is no fooling these people. Put a bad product on the ice or show something less than 100 percent effort and they will come at you with pitchforks. The B’s fan dynamic is almost exactly what it was 40 years ago and this is a good thing.
The Bruins rewarded their fans with bone-crunching hits in a 4-1 victory Saturday night. It was the total opposite of Boston’s dead-ass, 4-1 loss in the series opener. Playing one of their best games of the season, the Bruins squared the series with 60 minutes of blood and thunder hockey.
Saturday, April 13, 2019
Consistency, By Dan Shaugnessy
Another Red Sox starter looking like he’s making his final spring training start.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 12, 2019
...just before the Red Sox won, 7 - 6. Otherwise, no follow-up columns or tweets.
On Friday, the Red Sox won again, 6 - 4. There were no follow-up columns or tweets.
Today, the Red Sox lost, 9 - 5. You bet your ass he had something to say about it:
And all this vs. a team that is trying to lose. Clever of Sox to hold the starters back in spring training https://t.co/sKwoLH2MOE
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 13, 2019
Tuesday, April 09, 2019
What Do You Mean 'Now', Kemosabe?
Should we now be worried about the Red Sox?You've been 'wonder'ing from Game 1, asshole...
At what point, precisely, are we allowed to wonder whether these Red Sox are OK?
We have made the excuses. The Sox have a World Series hangover. They had a rugged schedule the first 11 days. They were due for some reality, and Tuesday the Sox told us that Chris Sale had no fastball in Oakland because he was sick. The struggling Sox cannot possibly fall out of contention because everybody in the American League (besides the Astros and Yankees) stinks.Note the use of the royal 'we' and 'us', in a lame effort to take his fingerprints off yet another negative column. The problem, so far - the 2019 Red Sox haven't given him (or should I say 'us'?) to say otherwise.
Pay no attention to this early slump, the Sox are going to be OK.
Swell.
But Tuesday’s home opener reopened the vault of suspicion and has us seriously wondering what is going on with the Local Nine. The Red Sox got their 2018 championship rings, celebrated amid an amazing/gaudy assemblage of hardware (10 championship trophies) and star power (Pedro Martinez, David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, and Rob Gronkowski in the same space?), then took the field and produced yet another stinkbomb, this one a 7-5 loss to the tanking Toronto Blue Jays.
Monday, April 08, 2019
My My, He's Full Of Shit
The 108th Fenway Park Opening Day is Tuesday, and we have so many questions.See what I mean?
Will Dustin Pedroia make his 2019 debut and start at second base? Will Gronk throw out the ceremonial first pitch? Will Chris Sale crack 93 miles per hour on the gun? Will Jackie Bradley Jr. crawl over the Mendoza Line?
The Red Sox are in last place and have the worst run differential (minus-26) in all of baseball. Only four teams have made more errors, and Boston’s five-man pitching rotation (aggregate salary: $88 million) has an ERA of 9.13. Will any of the Red Sox get booed in the wake of the club’s abysmal 3-8 slog through Seattle, Oakland, and Phoenix?
“I don’t think anybody has ever gotten their World Series rings and gotten booed,’’ said David Price, a man who knows a thing or two about getting booed in Boston.
As one who traditionally sees the glass as half-full, I am here to tell you that there will be no boos before the game at Fenway Tuesday.
Friday, April 05, 2019
Making It More Than Obvious
Not to pile on, but the Red Sox losses are piling upThat's correct, because an overwhelming majority of Shank's Red Sox columns are conveniently written after a loss.
OAKLAND, Calif. — Take heart, Sox fans. The manager is as mad about the Sox sloppy play as you are.
“I pay attention to details,’’ Alex Cora said after bad baserunning, a missed flyball, and another crummy performance by a starting pitcher created a 7-3 Red Sox loss to the A’s Thursday. “I love paying attention to details and that’s something I took pride in last year and right now we’re not paying attention to details. That’s on us. That’s on me. That’s on the staff. I know there have been mistakes, but at the same time . . . it gets to a point where honestly, today I was watching and there were a few things that were great last year that we’re not doing so good right now. It’s early enough that we can clean it up, but that’s on us.’’
A routine flyball dropped on the warning track between Mookie Betts and Jackie Bradley Jr. Eduardo Rodriguez coughed up a 3-0 lead and couldn’t finish the fourth inning. Betts made a boneheaded baserunning decision in the ninth, getting gunned down going to third with no outs and the Sox trailing by four.
“It’s a bad decision and he knows it,’’ said the manager “That one can’t happen and he knows it.
...
There’s no sugar-coating this. The start of the Red Sox season has been a big bowl of bad. Six losses in eight games. Last place in the AL East. I find myself starting a lot of sentences with “Not to pile on, but . . . ‘’
Since Opening Day Shank has written five columns, all of them negative in tone, about the Red Sox, and that excludes tweets in a similar negative tone. When this turns around and the Red Sox start on three+ game winning streaks, we'll note the existence / absence of Shank's columns and keep some sort of tally of Mr. Negative's 'work'. It would be nice to see some balance, wouldn't it? We shall see.
Wednesday, April 03, 2019
DHL Dan LXXXII - Making It Less Obvious
OAKLAND, Calif. — Picked-up pieces from 10 days out west with the Red Sox . . .Since there are fewer and fewer of them, $10 says the 'Globe reader' was none other than Shank himself.
■ While the Sox struggle out of the gate (tied with the Angels for the worst record in baseball going into Wednesday night), several key Yankees are returning from injuries or have gone down since the season started: Giancarlo Stanton, Miguel Andujar, Didi Gregorius, Aaron Hicks, Jacoby Ellsbury, Dellin Betances, CC Sabathia, Luis Severino, and Troy Tulowitzki. This has not gone unnoticed in the Boston clubhouse. The West Coast time zone allows the Sox to monitor their rivals back east. Almost daily, while the Sox are playing cards, listening to music, and getting ready to take batting practice, their clubhouse TVs are tuned into Yankee games vs. Baltimore or Detroit. Playing against the tanking Orioles and Tigers, the Yankees lost three of their first five.
■ New York’s injury bug makes it a good year for the Sox to start slow, but that doesn’t diminish the overreaction back home. A Globe reader e-mailed me and asked if the 2019 Red Sox might be the first team eliminated from contention before they have a chance to raise their championship banner. This is why we love the Boston baseball market.
■ The Red Sox can spin it any way they want, but there’s got to be something wrong with Chris Sale. Two starts, 59 fastballs, zero swings and misses.He's actually watching the games? Stop the presses!
■ Just wondering, but did the 1950s and ’60s Yankees shut down Whitey Ford every spring training back in the days when Ford pitched in the World Series every year? Or are the Red Sox the first to invent the reduced spring workload plan that’s worked so well in the first week of the 2019 season?
Tuesday, April 02, 2019
The Chris Sale / Jon Lester Conundrum
OAKLAND, Calif. — The Red Sox locked up Xander Bogaerts and Chris Sale in the last two weeks, committing $265 million of John Henry’s money to a couple of players that would have been free agents at the end of this season. It’s a serious commitment that should warm the heart of Red Sox Nation.Seems like now is never too early for Shank to preemptively second guess and pile on, is it?
I am a fan of the Bogaerts extension, but not so sure about Sale, who was scheduled to pitch Tuesday night in Oakland.
Sale was hoping to stop the bleeding after the Sox lost four of their first five games, getting outscored, 41-24. Alex Cora’s five-man rotation surrendered 26 earned runs in 21 innings in those five games, yielding 11 home runs. Aggregate ERA: 11.14. It was a big bowl of yuck.
But I’m thinking bigger picture today (first time for everything! - ed), wondering if the contract extension to Sale was a sound baseball decision, or perhaps overcompensation for past sins. Did the Sox let their mistake on Jon Lester rush them into a mistake on Sale?
Monday, April 01, 2019
Fake Praise?
OAKLAND, Calif. — The Red Sox made it official Monday. They have extended the contract of Xander Bogaerts to the tune of six years and $120 million.You can almost see Shank gritting his teeth when he typed out 'Nomar Garciaparra', can't you? I know I can!
I love this move. It works on every level.
Bogaerts would have been a free agent at the end of this season. The Sox have no ready backup in their system. Letting Bogaerts play out his contract was a big risk. Now they know who’s going to be playing shortstop through 2025, potentially 2026. Ambassador Bogaerts will join Johnny Pesky, Rico Petrocelli, Rick Burleson, and Nomar Garciaparra as Red Sox shortstop royalty.
The Internet - How Does It Work?
Help! I can't find this. Which NCAA game is first next Saturday?
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 1, 2019
Fortunately, his Twitter 'followers' are there to bail his helpless ass out:
Google it
— Scott Zolak(@scottzolak) April 1, 2019
Virginia 6:09
— Jack Lamar (@JackLamar619) April 1, 2019
Michigan St 8:49
For the win:
And you call yourself a journalist
— Phil Mitchell (@philflare) April 1, 2019
Saturday, March 30, 2019
Bullpen Blues
SEATTLE — It was long after midnight back in Boston when Red Sox clubhouse boss Tommy McLaughlin walked across the locker room and gently placed a game-used baseball on a shelf in the locker of Matt Barnes. When Barnes returned to his stall after recording his first major league save since 2017, the ball was resting — trophy-like, on a can of Skoal.Just like it was last year, and it worked out just fine for the Red Sox - just don't expect Shank to acknowledge that point.
The Red Sox have a closer and his name is Matt Barnes.
Just don’t expect manager Alex Cora to call him that.
...
After the win, the manager was asked if he’s ready to name his closer and answered, “No. There’s no . . . I mean, we stay with the plan. We were watching the game and the game dictated for Barnes to be in the ninth. You saw Brasier getting up before. We’ve got people that can get people out in the eighth, ninth, seventh.’’
The Sox are defensive about this, almost defiant. Kimbrel and Joe Kelly were allowed to walk away after the World Series and nobody was brought in to replace them. It’s clear that the biggest question regarding the 2019 Red Sox is their bullpen. Cora and Dombrowski don’t see it that way.
More Overreaction, By Dan Shaughnessy
As of this moment, three of the last four batters Nathan Eovaldi faced has hit homers. Muncy. Smith. Santana
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) March 30, 2019
Going back to October, it's now four homers in Eovaldi's last eight batters.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) March 30, 2019
Better cancel those Duck Boat parade plans, stat!Red Sox "plan" of holding back starters in spring training seems to be backfiring thus far this year. Sale, and now Eovaldi, looking like guys making their third spring start -- in games that count. Combined (thus far) they have yielded 13 runs and six homers in 6.2 innings.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) March 30, 2019
Friday, March 29, 2019
He Cannot Be Serious!
SEATTLE — What’s up with Chris Sale? Is that cranky left shoulder really OK?You know that part's bullshit - he'll say something like 'not gonna overreact', then proceeds to write a few paragraphs where he does just that.
I promise not to overreact. This is not 30 years ago when it was OK for the Boston Herald to declare “Wait ‘Til Next Year” when the Red Sox lost on Opening Day. The Sox dropped their opener in St. Pete last spring and it did not prevent them from winning 118 games and their fourth World Series of this century.
But again, we must ask . . . what’s up with Chris Sale?So here we have one game where Chris Sale pitched poorly and Shank practically makes a Federal case out of it. Isn't that the very definition of 'overreacting'?
Less than a week after signing a five-year, $145 million contract extension, Sale submitted the worst start of his Red Sox career in a 12-4 Opening Day loss to the Mariners at T-Mobile Park. In three innings on Thursday, Sale surrendered seven runs on six hits, two walks and one hit batsman. He gave up three homers, two to Mariner shortstop Tim Beckham. (Sale allowed only two homers in his final 83 regular-season innings last year.) Sale threw 30 fastballs and did not induce a single swing-and-miss. His average speed on 25 four-seamers was 92.3 miles per hour. Trailing, 7-2, after three, Sale did not come out for the fourth.
Not to pile on (riiiight! - ed), but it has to be pointed out that this stinkbomb comes on the heels of an August-September-October in which Sale was treated like a Faberge Egg due to a sore shoulder. Sale pitched only 17 regular-season innings after July 27. In the postseason, he pitched 15.1 innings over 14 games. He has not pitched more than 5.1 innings in any game since July 27. He’s about to turn 30 and the Sox he will be paying him $30 million in each of the next three seasons.From there, Shank laments the departure of Jon Lester (from nearly five years ago) and we also get a Woodstock reference. That leaves us a Larry Bird sighting and a few 'sons of Alex Cora' clichés away from a full-blown overreaction from Shank.
After the beatdown, Sale and manager Alex Cora both insisted there is no physical issue with Sale.
UPDATE AT 11:15 AM - Looks like we weren't far off the mark with this column, were we?
Everyone is already overreacting to Gane 1 of 162. Nothing like fake Sox drama in late March.
— Boston Radio Watch® (@bostonradio) March 29, 2019
Wednesday, March 27, 2019
The One Where Shank Pretends To Like The 2019 Boston Red Sox
DAN SHAUGHNESSYReading further into this column, it's clear to me that a lot of it is a jumbled mess of contradictions interspersed with enough factoids to dodge such a label. Given that part of the current DSW motto is 'to put as much effort into our posts as Shank does with his columns', you can likely figure it out for yourselves.
The Red Sox are back, and for many of us, that means life is better
SEATTLE — The Red Sox open their season Thursday at T-Mobile Park, and Chris Sale will get the ball as they attempt to become the first major league team since the 1998-2000 New York Yankees to win back-to-back World Series.
Life is good.
For many of us, life is better when there is baseball.
That said, let's make no mistake about this - Shank is pretending to like the 2019 Boston Red Sox, whereas many of his columns during the previous season clearly gave the opposite impression, so take this one with a huge grain or two of salt.
Monday, March 25, 2019
The One Where Shank Pretends To Like A N.E. Patriot
There are certain sobriquets that resonate viscerally in Boston sports, conjuring wistful feelings of fandom. They’re more than nicknames. They’re shorthand for the lasting impression left by greatness. Yaz. Cooz. Espo. Hondo.
Gronk.
Like one of his trademark spikes, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski left his mark not only on the NFL as possibly the greatest tight end of all-time, but on Boston sports as a football folk hero — a one-of-a-kind tight end who could play and party with the best of them.
UPDATE AT 1:22 PM: Whoops! The column was written by Chris Gasper. That became obvious once I got to read more of the column, and it was an unusually long column. I'm saying to myself 'Funny - Shank never puts in this much effort into a column', and that's why. My bad!
Since it's Gasper, it's worth reading in full.
Sunday, March 24, 2019
Delayed Gratification
The Robert Kraft saga will loom over the NFL meetingsThings continue in this vein for a few paragraphs, then Shank tells us everything about the whole sordid mess that we've been hearing about for the past four weeks, which means you can skip all that stuff and get right to the conclusion:
This is not Deflategate. This is not Spygate. This is not “they hate us because they ain’t us!’’ This is not Tom Brady with a MAGA hat in his locker or Donald Trump reading a supportive letter from Bill Belichick on the eve of the election. This is not the owner of the Patriots hitching a ride on Air Force One.
What does all this say about Kraft’s decision-making and his fitness to run the Patriots?Nothing - maybe Shank can figure out that these are two different questions?
How could an individual return to the same spa one day after getting pulled over by police and being asked to produce ID? Why would anyone attend Oscar parties just hours after a news conference announcing his impending arrest? How does this landslide of protest affect Kraft’s ability to run his football team?
Kraft is clearly headed for another showdown with Goodell. Is this perhaps a good time for Bob Kraft to step aside and let his son Jonathan run the team?
Just asking.
UPDATE AT 5:40 PM - Link to Shank's column now included, for better or worse...
Thursday, March 21, 2019
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Feel The Excitement
On today with @ZoandBertrand from 11-1. Plenty of C's, B's, Pats and Sox, plus Dan's Dates at 12:50.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) March 19, 2019
Monday, March 18, 2019
Shank On The NCAA Tournament
Zion Williamson.I'm not buying that. There's absolutely nothing preventing you from turning on a freakin' TV set and tuning into these games. Since Thursday, I've watched about a dozen tournament games, and I'll agree that Zion Williamson is an awesome player. What Shank is trying to sell here, as usual, is lazy provincialism.
There. Now you have a reason to watch the NCAA Tournament.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve lost interest in March Madness in recent decades. Living in Greater Boston, we are increasingly removed from big-time college sports. When the NCAA tourney unfolds, it feels like the rest of the country is having a party without us.
For folks in North Carolina, Kentucky, Indiana, and most of sports-watching America, the NCAA tourney is a three-week Super Bowl Sunday.Go, Northeastern!
Not here. Sure, we have office pools and young folks obsessed with bracketology. Gamblers and fantasy players (is there any difference?) study every nuance of Gonzaga and Iowa State. But we have no dog in the fight.
Friday, March 15, 2019
Sticking To The Script
Tomato Can Formula never fails. Steelers and now Chiefs falling apart in front of our eyes. No good teams in AFC. Same old same old.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) March 15, 2019
DHL Dan LXXXII - Familiar With The Subject Matter
Red Sox seem a bit arrogant with this bullpen issue, and other thoughtsFrom there, Shank goes on to complain more about the bullpen situation, and a few others. But you probably knew that already.
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Picked-up pieces from another 10 days hunkered down in the Fort . . .
■ The Red Sox are a wagon. They have 22 of 25 players back from a 119-win season. They have the best starting staff in baseball. They will score a ton of runs. Most of the competition in the American League stinks. The Sox are going to make the playoffs, even if everything goes wrong. They are vulnerable in only one area, and we all know what that is . . . the bullpen.
The bullpen wasn’t great last season, but Craig Kimbrel was out there, and so was hot-and-cold Joe Kelly. Now both are gone and the Sox have not addressed this area.
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
The Obligatory Nathan Eovaldi Spring Training Column
FORT MYERS, Fla. — The third game of the 2018 World Series changed Nathan Eovaldi’s life forever.Decent column actually, mostly because Shank doesn't fuck it up.
In one fateful night, the little-known righty from Texas became a hardball legend of almost mythic proportion. With the whole world watching and no one left in the Red Sox bullpen, Eovaldi morphed into Sidd Finch, Nuke LaLoosh, and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
And it all happened on a night/morning in which he wound up being the losing pitcher.
The Obligatory David Price Spring Training Column
FORT MYERS, Fla. — It’s all quiet now for David Price. He is just another very good major league pitcher who makes a lot of money. He is just another World Series champ in a clubhouse with 21 other guys who can make the same claim. He is just another former Cy Young winner on a starting staff peppered with puffy résumés.Thanks for brining all of that stuff up again, Shank!
Perhaps most important, Price has passed the Boston pro sports terrible temperament torch to Kyrie Irving.
When discussing Price, no ever talks about Fortnite or Dennis Eckersley or postseason choking anymore. No one says, “Yuck.’’
Monday, March 11, 2019
The Obligatory Chris Sale Spring Training Column
FORT MYERS, Fla. — The last time we saw Chris Sale on a mound pitching to real live hitters, he was blowing a pitch past Manny Machado (on bended knee) to close out the World Series while millions watched on television and thousands of citizens of Red Sox Nation cheered from the upper deck on the first-base side of Dodger Stadium.Who knew Shank is a 'slovenly sportswriter'?
Monday morning was a little different, as Sale trotted out to the mound on back field No. 4 (Eddie Popowski Field) in front of a hundred pasty snowbirds, slovenly sportswriters, one NESN camera, and a good portion of the Red Sox baseball brass gathered behind the home plate screen.
Friday, March 08, 2019
The Obligatory... Yaz Spring Training Column?
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Carl Yastrzemski is the greatest living Red Sox player. He’s rarely seen in Boston, isn’t sure he’ll ever return to Cooperstown, but feels the love every time he returns to Fenway Park to throw a ceremonial first pitch before yet another World Series victory.
“I’m undefeated!’’ Yaz says with a big smile as he recalls his ceremonial tosses.
Still worshipped in the church of Boston baseball, Yaz turns 80 in August. He just became a great-grandfather (“They don’t send the pictures to me because I don’t know how to get them off the telephone”), but he’s still working with young hitters in the Red Sox minor league complex at spring training.
Yastrzemski is our Koufax. Out of sight, never out of mind.
Thursday, March 07, 2019
Dan Shaughnessy, Still An Asshole - XXVI
FORT MYERS, Fla. — We all know the little kid who loves baseball more than anything.Nearly every time Shank does a column on him, he needs to point out Pedroia's height. This time it was a sly, subtle dig, but it doesn't make Shank any less of a douchebag when he does it.
Maybe you were that kid. Maybe you walked around the house with a Wiffle Ball bat in your hand all day. Maybe you slept in your uniform the night before your first Little League game. Maybe you got a new mitt for Christmas and put a ball in it and tied it up for the winter so it would have a good pocket for spring. Or maybe you wore your baseball pants when you rode your bike to school.
Maybe those were things you watched your own kids do.
Thursday in Fort Myers, Dustin Pedroia was that kid.
The rest of the column is a fucking insult.
Wednesday, March 06, 2019
Exasperation
Kyrie Irving is as exasperating as he is talentedYou're asking a guy who barely watches the Celtics?
“He’s never coached any player like me.”
— Kyrie Irving on Brad Stevens
Out for a cold morning jog a couple of days ago, I came across two neighbors on their daily walk, and they insisted I take a pause from my hideous daily mile.
“Please, answer one question,’’ said one of the walkers. “What’s up with Kyrie?’’
We were just seconds into a discussion about the mercurial Celtics guard when another hearty soul, the guy who delivers the morning Globe in our hood, wheeled to a sudden stop, rolled down his window, and said, “Dan, are we gonna trade Kyrie?’’Wonder if that opinion changed after the Celtics smoked Golden State last night? His opinion probably changes like Shank's - on a near daily basis.
Monday, March 04, 2019
Playing To His Strengths
But all is not lost! Who needs a script when you can just instead shit on one of the local sports teams who are in a recent tailspin?
On today with @ZoandBertrand from 11-1. Plenty of Celtic bashing. Dan's Dates around 12:50.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) March 4, 2019
Friday, March 01, 2019
Field of Genes
For Rich and Caitlin Hill, the decision to launch the “Field of Genes” campaign with a $575,000 donation to support research on rare and undiagnosed genetic diseases at Massachusetts General Hospital for Children stems from the waves of shock and confusion that confronted them five years ago.
When Brooks Hill was born at MGH on Dec. 26, 2013, Caitlin immediately knew that something was wrong. The boy’s mother, a registered nurse, recognized a “delicate energy” in the delivery room.
Brooks didn’t cry without stimulation. He had cortical thumbs folded into his hands and contracted legs and arms. Though the birth had been induced a few weeks before Brooks’s due date because he was undersized, Caitlin heard the doctors whisper that the placenta was the size that would be found had her son reached full term.
Sunday, February 24, 2019
The Rivalry
It’s back: The Red Sox-Yankees rivalry is renewedRead on from there for some past Red Sox - Yankees talk, but certain things stick out more than others (emphasis added):
FORT MYERS, Fla. — The Red Sox and Yankees each won 100 or more games in 2018 and Vegas established them as the teams with the best chance of winning this year’s World Series. The ancient rivals will play one another in London in June and expect to meet again in the 2019 playoffs. There’s always a chance of a couple of bench-clearing dust-ups along the way.
The 119th edition of Boston vs. New York kick-started Saturday at Fenway South with an 8-5 Red Sox victory in front of 9,884 hardball snowbirds.
It looked like we might be in for another October classic when the Sox and Yankees split the first two playoff games in Boston. New York figured to do damage at home and some feared the 108-win Red Sox might be in danger of another early elimination.In case there's any lingering doubt about who one of the 'some feared' crowd was at the time...
The Sun Will Rise...
I wonder what took him so long to comment on the matter? You and I knew it was just a matter of time.When do Patriots release: "The Palm Beach County Police Report In Context"?
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) February 23, 2019
Friday, February 22, 2019
Nick Cafardo, RIP
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Nick Cafardo worked in a profession peppered with competitive souls, jealousy, and millionaire athletes accustomed to being praised unconditionally. One of the best baseball writers of his generation, Nick managed to cover the sport without generating any hard feelings. Everybody liked Nick. The man had no enemies. For a baseball writer in 2019, that’s impossible.
We lost Nick Thursday at spring training. He was on the job, as usual. Around noon, standing by the work area outside the Red Sox clubhouse where the clubbies clean cleats, Nick collapsed and hit his head on the cement.
He was attended to by Red Sox medical personnel, who are in town to conduct routine player physicals, then transported to Gulf Coast Medical Center via ambulance, with Globe photographer Stan Grossfeld at his side. Once Nick got to the hospital, doctors could not keep his great heart going.
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
DHL Dan - LXXXI
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Picked-up pieces from 10 days of grueling investigative reporting in the Fort . . .Like Shank's occasional one mile fitness run, a headline / sub-hed in search of proof.
■ Red Sox-Yankees is going to be very good this year.It's not exactly the mishmash of stuff normally seen in a obvious mail-in column; worth reading, and I'm not just saying that because I have a few beers in me while I'm writing this...
The Sox will play the Yanks at Fenway South Saturday in their major league spring training opener. It starts a renewal of hostilities that will take the ancient rivals to London and back this season.
In 2004, when the Yankees came to Fort Myers for the first time after the Grady Little/Aaron Boone classic, 250 media members covered the meaningless exhibition. Then-Sox manager Terry Francona remembers seeing fans lined up on the sidewalks at 5:30 a.m. for a 1 p.m. start. A-Rod and Derek Jeter both made the 2½-hour bus trip.
Don't Bogaerts Our Joint
You should be. At least that's what The CHB thinks.
Uh, we're Red Sox fans. Our boys are starting the current century much like we started the last one. They've won four World Series in 15 years, the same pace as in the 1900s, when they won four between 1903 and 1917. We have nothing to fear, except overwrought sports hacks.
So who cares if the Sox lost Jacoby Ellsbury, Jon Lester and Mo Vaughn to bigger deals in other towns? Ellsbury and Vaughn were busts. We could have used Lester, but would anyone today truly trade Lester for Sale?
And when Danny boy refers to Red Sox management as "smarter-than-everybody," the snark is meaningless. They are smarter than everybody. Or did the glow reflecting off the four World Series trophies induce momentary insanity in our resident critic?
No, "Nomar Garciaparra is not walking through that door." Ignoring, for the moment, that The CHB whined incessantly that Nomar was an untouchable fraud, let's just thank god Shank is, for once, correct. After all, Nomie is 45 and has been out of baseball since 2009.
But those who actually, you know, watch the games instead of the beer line have long since figured out that the Red Sox are the best organization in baseball. Hyperventilating over what could happen is no longer necessary.
Oh, and in case history repeats, the Red Sox were champs again in 1918. But I think The CHB already knows that.
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
The Victory Lap
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Red Sox owner John Henry — the only man wearing a sportcoat on a blazing hot and humid Florida afternoon — stood in the shade, chatting, moments after his annual “state of the Red Sox” address Monday.A surprisingly snark-free column from Shank, but hey - you don't go pissing off the man who's cutting your paycheck every two weeks.
While Henry visited, camera crews broke down equipment, and it was hard not to notice a piece of red confetti breaking loose from a tripod and fluttering to the ground.
“That was probably a camera used to cover our parade,’’ offered Zineb Curran, Red Sox vice president of corporate communications.
Sunday, February 17, 2019
The White House Visit
Could a White House visit divide the Red Sox? Team brass says noFunny how I get the impression Shank's going to do some 'dividing' soon...
White House, scheduled for May 9 after the team plays a series in Baltimore, projects to be an awkward affair as we continue to get feedback regarding who plans to go and who plans to skip the event.Interesting to note that no controversy seems to exist when World Series winners visit the White House when there's a Democrat president. Read on if you want your intelligence insulted with disingenuous 'arguments'.
In November, days after the Sox won the World Series, manager Alex Cora initially said he would go to the White House with the team. Cora backed away from that pledge when he came to Boston in late January. Saturday morning here, the manager said he’s still undecided.
An unfortunate byproduct of winning a championship in any professional sport is the inevitable controversy around the traditional visit to the White House, this being Donald Trump’s White House.
UPDATE AT 7:05 AM - Just remember - White House visits are totally different when you're the beat writer covering the Boston Celtics in the 1980's or when there's a Democrat in office.
Friday, February 15, 2019
The Obligatory David Price Spring Training Column
FORT MYERS, Fla. — David Price changed his uniform number from 24 to 10 during the offseason.
“You’ll figure it out,’’ a playful Price said a couple of times during his first media session at JetBlue Park Thursday morning.
Hmmm, No. 10. No. 10. Homage to the late, great Celtics guard Jo Jo White perhaps? Maybe a measure of respect for Rich Gedman, an underrated two-time All-Star from Worcester who caught for the Red Sox in the 1980s?
UPDATE, 2/16/2019 AT 7:50 AM - Forgot the link to the story; like you're gonna read the whole column, right?
Thursday, February 14, 2019
The Obligatory Chris Sale Column
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Chris Sale would make a perfect New England Patriot. He doesn’t say much. He Does His Job. He wins. He leads by example. He stays off social media. He encourages his teammates.
Sale would not blend easily in the world of NBA superstardom. There’s no diva in the man. He’s not going to make pledges to the fans and then change his mind. He’s not going to call LeBron James for advice about how to deal with Rafael Devers or Andrew Benintendi. He’s not going to make his contract status a disruptive story.
Sale met with the media on a rainy afternoon after the first workout for Red Sox pitchers and catchers Wednesday. He addressed concerns about his shoulder that limited him to 158 innings last year. He acknowledged that this is the final year of his contract, but pledged not to let it be a distraction. He said Boston is “a special place,’’ and “I’d love to keep playing here,’’ but made no promises.
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
Shank, Out Of Bullets
In sunny Florida, the Red Sox are fresh out of hot topicsGive him time; he'll come up with something, no matter how specious or contrived it is.
FORT MYERS, Fla. — While New England braced for an overdue visit from winter, the world champion Boston Red Sox were gathering some 1,450 miles south in their warm winter replica of Fenway Park.
Tuesday was “reporting day” for pitchers and catchers. A bunch of Sox early arrivals worked in the batting cages (Jackie Bradley Jr. did some especially loud hitting), and Chris Sale and Eduardo Rodriguez played catch on a humid, 80-degree day. ESPN sent its A Team to relay the non-news.
It was hard to find a complaint and easy to break a sweat. Sorry.
Saturday, February 09, 2019
DHL Dan - LXXX
Frank Robinson was probably the most underrated superstar everIndeed - it takes a fair amount of work to transition from shitting on the New England Patriots to shitting on the Boston Red Sox...
Picked-up pieces while transitioning from Fort Foxborough to Fort Myers . . .
■ Frank Robinson, who died Thursday at the age of 83, was quite possibly the most underrated superstar in the history of American sports.There's lots of good Frank Robinson stuff in the column, so it's worth checking out in full.
Hall of Famer Jim Palmer called Friday to tell a story that reveals everything you need to know about Frank Robinson the competitor.
UPDATE AT 6:15 PM - Dan Shaughnessy, still a chiseler:
Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes' father) cited Mo Vaughn as one of his favorites and said he had no issues with the Boston media. He also pitched for the Mets in parts of 1999 and 2000 and said, “I loved playing for Bobby Valentine.”
I fully expect my expense account (“beers for Patrick Mahomes night before AFC Championship”) to bounce back from Globe accounting, but so far so good.
Wednesday, February 06, 2019
Dan Shaughnessy, Still An Asshole - XXIX
Anyway, here's Shank, a day after the New England Patriots celebrated their sixth Super Bowl title, in an obvious attempt to cast aspersions on the team:
Embedded Pats operatve Greg Schiano finally officially hired by NE as D-coordinator At Rutgers, Schiano made Steve Belichick long snapper. In Tampa, did joint practices w Pats, then got beat by NE 23-3 week 3. Traded L Blount to NE, then ran off D. Revis, who wound up with NE.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) February 6, 2019
You'd think he'd have enough class to give it a week before pulling crap like this. Well, I don't think so, maybe you do.My bad. I forgot to mention that while coaching the Bucs, embedded Patriot Greg Schianoalso traded A. Talibto Pats in addition to trading L. Blount to Pats and running off D Revis, who then joined the Pats. Bucs fans must love him.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) February 6, 2019
Beating A Dead Horse, Claude Julien Edition
Pats victory parade? Wonder if Claude Julien is holding his breath up in Montreal today.
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) February 5, 2019
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Monday, February 04, 2019
Shank Surrenders
This one clinched it: Tom Brady is the greatest Boston athlete of all time
I surrender. No more old guy lobbying for Ted Williams, Bill Russell, and/or Bobby Orr.
Tom Brady is the greatest Boston athlete of all time.
Many of you are probably thinking, “Obviously, hi-ho. Everybody knows Brady is the best of Boston.’’
Not everybody. Not old-timers like me. Some of us remember things that happened before last weekend. We cling to the past and are reluctant to yield.
I am still bothered when 21st century Hub sports fans talk smack about David Ortiz being better than Teddy Ballgame. It’s not even close, people. Big Papi won those three championships, delivered in the clutch, and stood up for our city when tragedy struck in 2013, but he can never be a star the magnitude of Williams.
Dull Game, Dull Column
ATLANTA — Take those old records off the shelf. The Patriots on Sunday night joined the Steelers as the winningest team in Super Bowl history, securing their sixth Lombardi Trophy with a 13-3 victory over the Los Angeles Rams at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.All that, and less, at the link.
This one will not go into the vault as an instant classic. It was a punt-filled rock fight that will best be remembered for New England’s staunch defense and a Rams offense that set records for futility. It was 3-3 after three quarters and the Patriots “broke it open” when Tom Brady came to life and directed a 69-yard touchdown drive to give the Patriots a 10-3 lead with seven minutes left.
....
New England fans were the coveted “12th man” in the season finale. Almost 1,100 miles from Foxborough, the Super Bowl turned into a virtual home game for the Sons of Bob Kraft. It was as if the crowd was culled from extras who auditioned for “Mystic River” and “The Departed.’’ It’s safe to assert that more than half the fans at Sunday’s game have eaten at a Wahlburgers at one time or another.
...
Poor Goff. Hearing Gladys Knight sing the anthem was too much for the man. LA was too much for the man.
Sunday, February 03, 2019
Gameday Tweets, By Dan Shaughnessy
Report: Pats feel TB12 Method is linked to Gronk's injuries https://t.co/6URjJYJBgf
— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) February 3, 2019
Most people are aware that Gronk has had a number of injuries throughout his career, but the article nonetheless states:
The New England Patriots are about to play in their third consecutive Super Bowl, but they feel that tight end Rob Gronkowski's struggles this season might be caused by his use of the TB12 Method, according to NFL Network's Michael Giardi.Note that, as with other stories of this type, no one in 'the Patriots' is named or even alluded to, such as 'a Patriots representative who wishes to remain anonymous' or other similar disclaimer.
Giardi reports that the Patriots feel Gronkowski's injuries to his ankle, Achilles and back are due to his preference to use the TB12 Method over the team's workout program.
"Internally the Patriots feel like Gronkowski brought some of this on himself," Giardi said. "During the offseason when he reported, he came in not as strong, not as fast and not as explosive ...The Patriots feel as though if maybe he had done it their way, as opposed to the TB12 way, of which Gronk is devoted to, maybe things would have been different."
The five-time Pro Bowler first dealt with Achilles tendonitis in Week 5 that was listed as an ankle injury, reports NFL Network's Ian Rapoport. He later suffered a bulging disc in his back in Week 7 and spent most of the season on the team's injury report.I like Giardi and generally trust his reports, but not this one.
Rumors swirled that Gronkowski would retire after the 2017 season, and speculation has continued to grow this year. It was reported in January that the tight end is expected to weigh retirement again this offseason.
Gronkowski is reportedly feeling "100%" headed into the Super Bowl, according to Rapoport.
And Now For More Boston Globe Employee Bashing
11 hours before kickoff. I’m in the mood to read some fiction - Huck Finn, Harry Potter and Ben Volin.
— Boston Radio Watch® (@bostonradio) February 3, 2019
Didn’t they get awarded Lamar Hunt trophy after beating Chiefs in AFCCG two weeks ago?
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Shank's Last Super Bowl LIII Column
Super Bowl week has been all about the PatriotsThe other elements of a typical Shank column are there, of course - fake praise for the New England Patriots, hyperbole, and all that. I'll just note that this column's pretty good, and his other columns (three others) were as well. When compared to other Super Bowl run-ups for the previous two years, less is more.
ATLANTA — Another Super Bowl . . . nine in 18 years . . . the Patriot Way is the only way . . . again.
This must be what it feels like to have more money than you can count. You have a garage full of Bentleys, multiple vacation homes around the world, and lose track of where you placed your Rolex watch.
So. Much. Winning.
The Patriots have been to so many of these mega-games that it becomes a little hard to remember specifics. The sites, the big plays, and the ancillary events start to blur. The Patriots have played Atlanta in Houston, and now they are playing Los Angeles in Atlanta. They have played Super Bowls against the New York Giants in two different cities. They played the Rams when the Rams were in St. Louis, and Sunday they are playing the Rams, who now hail from Los Angeles.
Oh - one last thing:
...You folks know why that partial sentence is in there, correct?
The Patriots are only 2½-point favorites, but it feels like everybody’s picking New England. And all the money is being bet on the Patriots. This does not guarantee victory, of course, but given their experience in the big games (the Patriots have 37 players with Super Bowl experience, the Rams have four) and the momentum from wins over the Chargers and Chiefs, it’s hard to fathom the Patriots losing.
Friday, February 01, 2019
Pretty Sure He Has Someone Particular In Mind
How ridiculous is the article questioning excitement about Patriots this week!? Media has questioned and doubted Pats all year. It reminds me of their absurd labeling of this Red Sox edition as “an unlikable team” for an entire year.
— John W. Henry (@John_W_Henry) February 1, 2019