The Internet - How Does It Work?

With Google, Bing (and other internet search engines) and the Globe sports newsrooms at his disposal, Shank can't readily find the answer to the following question:

Help! I can't find this. Which NCAA game is first next Saturday?

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) April 1, 2019

Fortunately, his Twitter 'followers' are there to bail his helpless ass out:

Google it

— Scott Zolak(@scottzolak) April 1, 2019

Virginia 6:09
Michigan St 8:49

— Jack Lamar (@JackLamar619) April 1, 2019

For the win:

And you call yourself a journalist

— Phil Mitchell (@philflare) April 1, 2019