Douchebag Tweets, By Dan Shaughnessy

Shank, being presumptuous:

Busy February. Feb 5 super bowl. Feb 6 Truck Day. Feb 7 patriots parade

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) November 11, 2016

We all know why he's doing this by now - setting up the Patriots with the highest of expectations so he can a) stay on the bandwagon and pretend he's a fanboy or b) write a hundred columns about their demise should the Patriots win anything less then the Lombardi Trophy.