Sunday, November 06, 2016


On the bye week, Shank continues his jihad on the New England Patriots, while pretending to be on their bandwagon:
The Patriots did not play a football game Sunday. It was New England’s bye week. In the fall of 2016, every week is a bye week for the Patriots. The games are pretty much all the same and the outcome is never in doubt.

Here’s what you would be reading today if the Patriots had played a game on Sunday:

“The Patriots beat the Gotham Tomato Cans, 45-7, Sunday on a sun-splashed autumn afternoon at Gillette Stadium.” New England effectively locked up the AFC East for the 13th time in the last 14 years.
Every Shank cliché is there, which makes it unreadable, except for this masochist.

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