Wednesday, June 29, 2016

The Kiss Of Death

NBA superstar Kevin Durant becomes an unrestricted free agent in about nineteen hours, and Boston is on his list of franchises he will talk to in the upcoming days. Leave it to Shank to nuke any chance of the Celtics landing him, with The Big Lie saved for last:
As for the media, they are a bunch of softies. You may have heard that we are a tough media town, but that is no longer the case. Nobody wants any trouble anymore. You will never be criticized. The Green Teamers at Comcast will basically give you their entire network to use as your own. Just wait until you get your first Tommy Points.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Classically, in the Boston Globe daily digest email, the DS article was shown under the Obituaries section. ROFL.