Friday, January 03, 2014

Rem Badge of Courage

The "Bravest Columnist Joe Sullivan Has Ever Known" takes a break from writing about, well, nothing, to pen what most would consider a serious-minded column ... and then fails to provide an opinion.

Yes, indeed, while Shank has no problem offering his keen insights into such vital issues as "The Top 12 QBs in the Playoffs" or "BarStools I Have Known and Loved," when he attempts to handle something heavy, he inevitably kicks the can down the road.

Remy, the popular Red Sox announcer, has been sidelined since last year after his son reportedly murdered his girlfriend. It appears the exile is self-imposed, as NESN indicates it would like Remy to return.

What does The CHB think about this "awful and awkward" situation? "Now [Remy] has to make a hard decision."

How insightful.

How poetic.

How brave.


Anonymous said...

I wonder if he has some insider information! Why is he writing this column now?

Anonymous said...

Why didn't Finn have something earlier? Nice Friday chatter. Softball reporter.

Roger Bournival said...

Shank's been having a bad few weeks, hasn't he?

KnighTalk said...

That's because Shank's son got arrested for being drunk and assaulting cops. Wish I found this blog earlier and could have pointed it out!

mike_b1 said...

@KnighTalk: Oh, we had that one covered too: