Addition By Subtraction?

The website Awful Announcing laments the departure of Red Sox sideline babe Heidi Watney, who's moving back to her home state of California to cover the freakin' L.A. Lakers? How could you betray us like that, Heidi?

All kidding aside, good for her. But you know that's not the main reason I link to this post:

If only Boston could find a way to get rid of Dan Shaughnessy:

Check out the embedded video clip, if only to catch Shank at the height of his dorkiness.