Thus spake Shank after a week long war of words. The column updates the latest trash talk (by Welker and Scott of the NYJ), compares this game to the Red Sox - Yankees rivalry, treats us to a few Shankisms:
...the greatest upset in the history of the Roman Numeral Game.
...the Auerbachian Belichick.
...and that's about it. As good a column as we'll see out of Shank.