Monday, January 03, 2011

Impressive Team; Column, Not So Much

Shank recaps yesterday's Patriots 38 - 7 win over the Miami Dolphins. It's an average Shank effort, chock full of absurd hyperbole ("Certainly the sad Dolphins would have been better off sending cardboard cutouts"), non football related comparisons (Sinatra, Churchill, Wade Boggs, etc.) and really lame song references (Hootie and the Blowfish?), all of which serve to detract from the column and make it the average effort that it is, maybe less so.


Monkeesfan said...

And Shank seems to be assuming Bill Cowher will replace Sparano. Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves, Shank?

Anonymous said...

Shank doesn't know if a football is blown or stuffed. He should stick to what he knows best, John Henry and Curt Schilling.