It was Curt Schilling on Saturday, then Keith Foulke on Monday and today it's Matt Clement.
Three pitchers on the comeback trail in three columns: is this rehab week?
And like the former two pieces, Dan sticks to the script: A blow-by-blow of everything that went wrong for the player last year, a recount of his high points, and most of the column is just the pitcher's own words, with a few transitions from The CHB thrown in.
But while he seemed to be making up with Schilling, calling him "the big guy" -- a switch from "the Big Blowhard," as he did last year -- The CHB still can't get out of his own way. After belittling Foulke on multiple occasions for "insulting the fans," Shaughnessy uses the same language to describe Clement following last season's playoff loss, saying he "looked like a man who'd rather be working alongside Johnny from Burger King."
It appears the team of monkeys Dan hires to write his columns may be running out of steam.