NEW YORK -- It’s not Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. It’s Lincoln Tunnel Syndrome.With the 2,000'th utterance of that little Jethro Tull lyric (an otherwise enjoyable song) in his column, time for this cat to stop reading...
Mercy!
David Price willingly put the bull’s-eye on his back. He teased about not being able to pitch against the Yankees because he’d played too much fortnite. He said this was going to be just another game.
And then he submitted perhaps the loudest, worst starting performance of his decorated career.
Too hot (91 degrees Sunday night)? Too cold (42 when the Yanks lit up Price in Fenway in April)? Allergies?
Without a doubt.
We know for sure now that Price is allergic to Pinstripes. He is allergic to the Bronx.
In what was billed by everyone as the most important non-playoff start in Price’s three-year career with the Red Sox, he surrendered five homers and eight runs in 3⅓ innings of a 11-1 loss to the Bombers Sunday. The Yankees vaulted back into first place and Price slinked off to Washington, spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Sunday, July 01, 2018
Color Me Shocked! - II
Well, that didn't take long, did it?
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Hey Shank, Why don't you tell me why Lester is in Chicago along with the G.M. you ran out out town 7 years ago huh?
Wow what a fraud Dan is.
I just resent that somehow a game on July 1 with the teams in a virtual dead heat in the division is "his most important game as a Red Sox". Saying he stank and sucked as Rick Pitino would is quite acceptable. He did.
What makes it worse is that Dan the fraud uses his pathetic tomato can theory on sox games as though it is not just only for the pats. What a fraud.
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