A Tale Of Two Tweets

Knowing that he can't continue to recycle columns, lest it become painfully obvious, Shank resorts to posting tweets during the early part of the Falcons / Patriots game last night:

Whoa. Dan Quinn trying to win this time. He's making the Pats do what they don't want to do. Elected to kick off.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) October 23, 2017

Quinn getting pantsedagain.

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) October 23, 2017

Either the score became 21-0 within minutes of the opening kickoff or Shank's trying to have it both ways, again.