Gearing Up For The Big One

There can be little doubt that a) Shank's about to take a world class shit on the 2017 Boston Red Sox and b) the column's already halfway written, can it?

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Porcello, Price, Sale, Pomeranz.
Started Gms 1 and 2 of ALDS last 2 yr
14.2 IP, 21 ER, 9 HR, 26 hits

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) October 6, 2017

Can I use the word "pantsed" two days in a row?

— Dan Shaughnessy (@Dan_Shaughnessy) October 6, 2017