The NBA Draft Lottery is Tuesday night and your Boston Celtics have a chance at the No. 1 pick in the entire draft.Thus the tone of the column is set - inane references to other sports mishaps, ancient basketball stories and the retelling of past Celtics' draft lotteries gone bad, naturally bringing out the 'best' in Shank.
OK, you’ve heard this one before, right?
The Celtics? The NBA Draft Lottery? They go together like peanut butter and . . . blast furnace slag cement. Like Dean Martin and . . . Jerry Trupiano.
Monday, May 16, 2016
Luck Of The Irish
Danny Boy's wondering if the Celtics are going to get lucky tomorrow night, when the NBA holds its draft lottery: