He Really Is A Miserable Fuck

It's that, or Shank's a) just hoping to move more of his books by perpetuating the now vanquished Curse of The Bambino or b) reflexive hate of the Boston Red Sox. Check out these retweets in the past hour:

Little bouncer...behind the bag!...And the Mets (are probably going to) win it!

— Steve Silva (@stevesilva) October 28, 2015

No joke -- per @paul_casella, Lagaresscored the first go-ahead run on an error in 8th or later of a World Series game since Buckner in '86.

— Anthony DiComo(@AnthonyDiComo) October 28, 2015

Then again, all these reasons are right on the money.