"Carl Crawford brings new dimensions" and "He is a superior athlete ... And Sox fans are going to like his defense.
And remember what he said when the Sox signed Adrian Gonzalez? "[Gonzalez] could be the answer to Mark Teixeira, and "Suddenly, the Red Sox are back.
Here's what else he wrote:
- "It’s a glut of talent, success, and celebrity, and no American city has seen anything like it."
- "Now they have new weapons, guys in the primes of their career, playing first base and left field deep into this new decade. Christmas at Fenway. Indeed."
Now let's look at the false equivalency he lays out today: "When you have won a playoff game in only one of your last six seasons, it’s time to throw cash at the problem, even if it means blowing up your blueprint."
They won a goddamn World Series, dumbass! Yet there's Shank, acting like the Sox are the New England version of the Pirates, a bunch of penny-pinchers who are just glad to be here.
Keep in mind that the Red Sox spent $312 million on player salaries in 2013-14, good for fourth in all of baseball. The Yankees -- the team The CHB thinks the Sox should emulate -- spent $432 million -- and didn't make the playoffs. The Phillies spent $345 million -- and didn't make the playoffs. And the Dodgers spent $451 million; they made the playoffs both years but never even got to the World Series.
Also keep this in mind when Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval get old or hurt or go hitless for a few games next year. Need we remind you what The CHB said about Gonzalez and Crawford when things went south for them?