Sunday, April 08, 2012


The Red Sox lost this afternoon, 13 - 12 in 11 innings, giving the Detroit Tigers a sweep of the series.

You just know Shank's gonna lose it in tomorrow's columm, don't you?

What natural or man-made disaster will Shank use to describe this loss?

* Plague of locusts;

* Drought / famine;

* Three Mile Island, 1979;

* Breakup of the Beatles, 1970;

* Hiroshima & Nagasaki, 1945;

* Lost Russian submarine Kursk, 2000;

* Eruption of Krakatoa, 1883;

* Annual floods in Bangladesh;

* Sunk freighter Edmund Fitzgerald, 1975;

* Haitian earthquake, 2010;

* San Francisco earthquake & fire, 1906; or..

* the bombing of Dresden, 1945?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you right now: I love your intentions on this blog.

But honestly the more negative attention that jerk gets the more the Globe knows he's their Howard Stern. The guy you tune into because you want to hear what crap he'll say next.

Want to get rid of him? Write a petition that hits the Globe in the pocket. Then he's over at ESPN Boston with Edes who the Sox players hate.