Thursday, October 07, 2010

Right On Cue

Barely a day passes, and we see Shank go from happy to sad, declaring the Patriots a worse team since the Randy Moss trade. With Shank's track record on predictions, that tells me the Patriots will probably win their next six games.

Also, I thought Shank would be a bit harsher on Moss, right?


Anonymous said...

Harsher on Moss?

Shank is conflicted on that one ...

who does Shank despise more: The Kraft’s, The Hoodie, or The Malcontents (i.e Moss, Manny, Nomar, etc.)?

Shank would prefer that the whole chain gang be in place so that can shoot at multiple targets. Isn’t the Shank the saddest Sherriff in town?


Monkeesfan said...

Never mind that - on his appearence with Gresh and Zolak today (Thursday OCT 7) Shank said, "I'd like to be in bed with Tom and Gisele when the Moss deal went down." I could have crashed my car laughing at that visual.

Roger Bournival said...

Monkeesfan - that's a, um, disturbing thought...

Monkeesfan said...

Roger -
Yes it is, and the texts that flooded Gresh & Zo's show were unrepeatable on-air.

Anonymous -
I think Shank hates them all, but like Felgie and Borgie it depends on the circumstances to determine who he hates most at that moment. And by an interesting coincidence the Moss deal has obscured that the whipping boys of shoddy Patriots defense and second-half failures don't have credibility anymore between 21 second half points vs. Buffalo, 35 @ Miami, and a Pats defense that's suddenly becoming a ball-hawking unit.

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for The Shank to write about Brett The Dink.

That topic should be right up the Shank's alley. Narcissism at its best!