Were Sunday and Monday holidays? Because Dan got paid for doing nothing.
Sunday's love letter to Wily Mo Pena included this half-hearted line: "What else can we tell you?" You could almost see The CHB sitting at his typewriter (PCs are a bit beyond him) thinking, "100 more words...I need 100 more words..."
The piece ended with this kiss of death: "He's destined to be big in Boston." Uh oh.
Then today he tells us the Yankees are coming to town and that the Red Sox are starting to hit.