It is one of the biggest sports stories of our lifetime and it is our only topic for the foreseeable future.
And here to deliver his latest salvo against the New England Patriots, is Captain Obsession.
SEATTLE — Now the Patriots want you to believe that Jim McNally referred to himself as “The Deflator’’ because he was always trying to lose weight.While in Seattle, Shank does what he does well - troll an entire town:
Wow. In non-legal, unscientific terms, that’s what we call a good old-fashioned whopper.
The Patriots are insulting your intelligence again. Because they can. Because they know that most Patriots fans believe the team can do no wrong.
The Patriots are merely victims of jealous rivals and a league run by buffoons. They hate us ’cause they ain’t us. Got it? Good.
Fort Foxborough has become an NFL college town on a par with Tallahassee, Fla. The Patriots are not going down without a fight and will enjoy universal support of a fan base thankful for all the franchise has accomplished in the last 15 years.
I originally came to Seattle to talk to Seahawks fans about Pete Carroll and the worst coaching decision in the history of sports. I wanted to know how Hawks fans felt about losing the Super Bowl to New England when Carroll elected to throw a slant pass over the middle when he was 1 yard from a Lombardi Trophy and had the NFL’s best downhill runner in his huddle.Tune in next time for another exciting Deflategate column!
The gentle folks of the Pacific Northwest were happy to talk about the disappointing loss.
“It still hurts, but he’s a good coach and a good guy,’’ said A.J. Thingh, who owns a Seattle limousine company. “I’m not really mad at him. He’s done good work. One bad call doesn’t make someone a bad coach.’’
(Tell that to Grady Little.)