Monday, April 21, 2014

Bunkered Down

The CHB is presented with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity -- Red Sox players spending the night at Fenway Park -- and, as usual, he whiffs, mightily.

It's a column filled with cliche -- "Buchholz pitched like a guy who should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express"; "These are guys who give 'safe at home' a whole new meaning"; a tortured pun on Hotel California -- and the almost obligatory snark about John Lackey's weight and the upper bunk.

That's really the best he come with?  Fat jokes?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"... but those of us who work at the Henry-owned Globe are hoping he creates some sleepover space at our palatial offices at 135 Morrissey Boulevard."

What the hell does this have to do with anything?--M