The Oakland Coliseum is a dump. Who knew?
It's not like the Athletics haven't been trying to move to San Jose for, oh, at least four years.
But that doesn't stop The CHB, in a hugely disjointed column, from first pointing out all that's wrong about the facilities, then noting all the former Red Sox players on the A's roster.
At least there's no reference to "MoneyBall" or "Billy Ball" (Martin or Beane). Probably because the A's are in first place.
Oh yes, and there's a random Larry Bird mention.