SEATTLE — Ouch. This was like getting beaten by a team managed by Bobby Valentine.It takes a special kind of warped mind to write with such obvious glee and enthusiasm at another's misfortune, be it a person or a team. Either that, or Shank's a natural born asshole. Read on for more Shank shots at the Patriots and Bill Belichick. And Red Sox comparisons, which no Shank column should be without.
It was a field day for the headline writers . . .
Clueless in Seattle.
Hopeless in Seattle.
Winless in Seattle.
And then it all came apart like a plywood guard shack in a hurricane. Rookie quarterback Russell Wilson embarrassed the New England secondary, throwing a bunch of home run balls in a couple of touchdown drives. The Patriots had no answers, and there was Pete pumped and jacked on the Seattle sideline as the Seahawks stunned the Patriots, 24-23.
While Pete did his Mick Jagger routine in the closing seconds, Belichick looked like Bogie standing in the rain on the train platform in Paris, reading the “good-bye forever” note from Ingrid Bergman.
Angry Birds 24, Patriots 23 . . . easily one of the worst losses of the Belichick-Kraft era.
You know it had to kill Bill to stand there after the game and say, “They outplayed us today, outcoached us.’’
Monday, October 15, 2012
Raining On Their Parade
A loss for the Patriots equals a good column, at least from Shank's vantage point. Without the Red Sox to dump on, this loss allows him to start ripping on Bill Belichick full time again. At least we now know why Shank didn't write about the Pats / Bills game two weeks ago...