When you start an article with a Spiro Agnew reference, there isn't too much hope for the rest of the article. However, Shank eventually delivers the goods about the newest member of the Patriots, Danny Woodhead.
It's a test of wills. Can you endure Shank's stupid nicknames and a wave of short jokes for 9 paragraphs to get to the readable part? Take the test!
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Amid all the short jokes there was not one Davy Jones reference - Shank, you're slipping. And why does Shank think it relevant specifically where Woodhead was watching the Jets game last week?
And he brought back Brady Gaga - HOW ORIGINAL OF YOU, SHANK! What's next, inserting "You Belong With Me" lyrics into pieces on Taylor "the swift" Price?
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