If you're looking for some poor writing, the first article may be more to your liking:
For three bone-cracking nights and days the Red Sox were sittin’ by the dock of Sick Bay.I threw that last one in there, but you get the idea.
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Friday night it was Pedroia flopping in the dirt around home plate like a salmon on dry land...
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Saturday it was Buchholz pulling up short like a wounded deer...
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It was a dark and stormy night...
I'm pretty sure this is the reason we haven't had any Sox bashing articles from Shank over the past two months:
Overall, the Sox are 42-22 since April 20, the best record in baseball during that stretch.
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Dopey Dan got a two-fer out of the source material by filing an SI story that basically just plowed the same ground.
He did however toss in a "Theo and his minions" reference into the SI piece.
Actually, hopefully it will help the national audience become as sick of this butt nugget as we are....
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