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Monday, July 03, 2006

Hitting Bottom

Forget the life preserver. Dan has struck bottom and I don't think he's coming back up.

The Red Sox finish their demolition of the National League, going 16 and 2. The NBA draft just ended and Celtics have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves (we hope). The Bruins have a new GM, a new coach and a new star defenseman. Wimbledon! The World Cup! Locusts!

And there's The Bravest Columnist Joe Sullivan Has Ever Seen(TM), the star of the Boston Globe sports pages, writing on ... women's golf.

And not just writing on it; he's outright rooting. "You can take Annika Sorenstam. I'm going with Pat Hurst.

"ESPN and the gin-drinking Nick Carraways and Jordan Bakers on the porch at the stately Newport clubhouse no doubt will be rooting for Annika. It makes for a much better story line. Not me. I'm pulling for the working mom who sits on her golf bag between shots."

What happened to "I root for the story?" Sounds good, but in truth it's just D.S.

Anchor's away!

5 comments:

jenny said...

He had a column today? Whoops. The only part of the Globe I ever read is the baseball page. Doesn't sound like I missed much.

fadedredsoxhat said...

Didn't miss much? We found out Dan likes fat chicks.

Objectivebruce said...

I love blog postings like this one which simply parade your own shallow ignorance and lack of depth.

fadedredsoxhat said...

I could say the same thing about CHB.

Monkeesfan said...

Darn, when will Carl Everett play against the Red Sox again? I want to see him beat up Shank again.