■ The Patriots should have General Zod on their helmets instead of Flying Elvis. Zod is the comic book general of the Kryptonian Army who says, “I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?’’Real subtle, isn't it?
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■ Are 2-point conversions supposed to be as easy as the Patriots make them look? Take a scan back at the two the Patriots ran at the Falcons at the end of Super Bowl LI, then look at the quickie they pulled off against the on-their-heels Steelers last month. Zero resistance each time.
Friday, January 12, 2018
DHL Dan LXIV - A Shithole Column
Shank underwhelms us again with a picked up pieces column. Readers of this site are quite familiar with Shank's habit of playing up the Patriots as avatars of perfection(while not being sincere about it in the slightest) and he does so once again in this column:
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At last Shank is getting a little more creative - since he mentions General Zod I'm surprised he didn't reference Terence Stamp's "There was this screw" speech in The Limey.
That would be consistent with Shank using pop culture references from the previous century.
Oh, Monkeesfan - you used a racial slur against the Irish! I'm getting the vapors!
Good thing Dan missed the Titans superior execution of their two two pt conversion attempts last week - it's almost as if Dan doesn't watch the games.
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