Thursday, December 12, 2013

Cry Me a Rivers

In his writeup today on Doc Rivers' return to Boston, The CHB pulls out seemingly every last player or coach to leave Boston -- any sport -- in the past 20 years.

  • Bill Parcells? Check.
  • Johnny Damon? Check.
  • Ray Allen? Check.
  • Terry Francona? Check.
 It just goes on and on like that.
  • Grady Little? Check.
  • Dave Lewis? (Seriously, does anyone remember him? Or care?) Check. 
  • M.L. Carr? Check.
  • Bill Fitch? Check.
  • John McNamara. Check.
Oddly, he omits the insta-cliche of Rick Pitino, who isn't walking through that door.

But guess who does walk through The CHB door? Larry Bird. (You knew it was coming, didn't you?)

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