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Some moments stand out in a lifetime, like red M&Ms sprinkled into a big bowl of vanilla.I'm sure Adrian Gonzalez is a good player, but really, give us a freakin' break, Shank...
There was the night the Beatles first played on “The Ed Sullivan Show.’’
There was the first moon landing on July 20, 1969.
And then there was Adrian Gonzalez’s first game in a Red Sox uniform yesterday at City of Palms Park in southwest Florida.
Who’ll ever forget it?
It was a fluid, loose swing. Pure butter.
Yo Adrian has the soft hands of Yo Yo Ma, hands of a confident hitter. The first swing, the first hit, was textbook stuff.