It's all about efficiency in business today. And what business needs it more than newspapers?
It takes Dan only eight sentences to introduce a groan inducing pun:
Jack Nicholson was on hand to watch the blood drain out of the Yankees' season. Who says he can't handle the truth?
(I always chuckle when the notoriously thin-skinned Dan writes that line.)
I have to give it to Dan, though. He actually bothered to watch the game before he wrote his column. Maybe he finally learned something from Bob Ryan after all these years.