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Monday, January 30, 2023

Unfortunate

That's Shank's opinion on the late hit in last night's game between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Kansas City Chiefs which wound up helping the Chiefs to win, 23-20:
The Bengals’ unfortunate Joseph Ossai pushed himself into a dubious spotlight
And who better to help put Joseph Ossai into a dubious spotlight than Our Man Shank?
Some people see GOATS and think of Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, and Bobby Orr.

I see Goats and think of Bill Buckner, Scott Norwood, Grady Little, Pete Carroll, and now Joseph Ossai.
Let's not forget Shank's attempt at revisionist history when Bill Buckner passed away a few years ago; Shank's praise or denigration of certain Boston athletes depends on the situation.
Super Bowl LVII will feature Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs against the indomitable Philadelphia Eagles, who have shredded everything in their path on the way to Glendale, Ariz.

The Eagles got there with great help from the football gods, who determined that every man playing quarterback for San Francisco would get hurt this year. The Chiefs, meanwhile, were gifted when a humble, 22-year-old kid from Nigeria was flagged for a personal foul when he pushed an already-out-of-bounds Mahomes to the ground in a 20-20 game with eight seconds left in regulation.
Classic dumb play he'll have to live with his entire career - there's your column summary!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dan trying to act like he was above ripping Buckner yet that fraud profited of him and btw admitted to it on 98.5 shows you what a fraud he is.

Anonymous said...

He knows nothing about football and less about hockey...yet every time he thinks he has to mention the Bruins he brings up Marchand's snafu in Game 7.