It looks like Shank wrote something a few days ago speculating on the New England Patriots run in the upcoming playoffs. My first thought was 'great - it'll give him a chance to rewrite some columns from previous playoff runs'. It's actually worse then that:
In all likelihood, get ready for a Patriots-Chiefs rematch in the playoffsWhat a classless son of a bitch. For what it's worth, I read the first 50 or so comments on the article, and he was uniformly trashed for saying it, and generally being a douchebag has-been who should retire. On the bright side, this will lead to a few more cancellations of Boston Globe subscriptions.
Things could still change, of course. Technically speaking, the Patriots could lose to the Tank-Palooza Miami Dolphins at home next weekend. Lamar Jackson could get hurt if John Harbaugh allows the MVP to play against the Steelers in Week 17. And the Chiefs could lose a wild-card weekend home game against the Steelers or the Titans.
But probably not. In all likelihood, we now know what it’s going to take for the Patriots to get where they want to go.
In all likelihood, the Patriots will get their coveted, hard-earned, first-round bye. Then they’ll have to beat the Chiefs at home, and the Ravens on the road to get to Super Bowl LIV in Miami Gardens, just 73 miles south of Orchids of Asia.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
3 comments:
Brookline (where Dan's shit bag of a son tried to kick a cop and spit all over an ambulance) is only 22 miles north of Foxborough)
Brookline (where Dan's shit bag of a son tried to kick a cop and spit all over an ambulance) is only 22 miles north of Foxborough)
Today is CHB's favorite holiday: the day the Red Sox sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees, exactly one hundred years ago today. Seems like an opportunity for him to write another pointless, sarcasm-filled column.
Post a Comment