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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

The Obligatory Nathan Eovaldi Spring Training Column

And now for the next chapter in the series...
FORT MYERS, Fla. — The third game of the 2018 World Series changed Nathan Eovaldi’s life forever.

In one fateful night, the little-known righty from Texas became a hardball legend of almost mythic proportion. With the whole world watching and no one left in the Red Sox bullpen, Eovaldi morphed into Sidd Finch, Nuke LaLoosh, and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

And it all happened on a night/morning in which he wound up being the losing pitcher.
Decent column actually, mostly because Shank doesn't fuck it up.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The most current reference here is 31 years old.

"Eovaldi morphed into Sidd Finch, Nuke LaLoosh, and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."