DHL Dan CCLXXXV - You're Saying There's A Chance?

Shank looks at the AFC Championship game in Denver:

The Patriots have a chance to finally win a playoff game in Denver, and other thoughts

DENVER — Picked-up pieces while waiting for Sunday’s AFC Championship game kickoff …

⋅ Denver.

This place.

Again.

When I was in college a thousand years ago in the early 1970s, those of us in little New England thought Denver was the coolest place in America. New Mexico-born John Denver certainly thought so. He changed his name from Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. to John Denver and wrote about “comin’ home to a place he’d never been before,” in his fresh-air anthem “Rocky Mountain High.”

Colorado chic was all the rage in those days. The coolest guy in the world, Robert Redford, played a character from Colorado in “Downhill Racer.” “Mork & Mindy” lived in Boulder. Teen heartthrob Robby Benson skated at Colorado Springs’ famed Broadmoor in “Ice Castles.” Shelley Duvall hit Jack Nicholson with a baseball bat (Carl Yastrzemski model) in the film adaptation of Stephen King’s “The Shining” at a fictional hotel in the Rockies.

And let’s not forget Coors beer, that coveted frosty “brewed by pure Rocky Mountain spring water,” which — in the early ’70s — was harder to score than front-row seats for the Bobby Orr Bruins. Time magazine reported that Vice President Gerald Ford smuggled cases of Coors to Washington after ski trips to the Rockies. We believed. You certainly couldn’t find Coors in Worcester.

DHL Dan CCLXXXIV - Feeling Old Yet?

You just might feel old if you now start seeing the grandchildren of athletes you grew up watching:

The grandson of Darryl Stingley will be trying to keep the Patriots from advancing, and other thoughts

Picked-up pieces while waiting for Sunday’s kickoff at Gillette …

⋅ The Houston Texans are a threat to the Patriots because they have a ferocious defense. One of the best players on that unit is fourth-year cornerback Derek Stingley Jr., No. 24 in your program.

Stingley is the grandson of Darryl Stingley, who caught passes for the Patriots for five seasons in the 1970s before he was paralyzed by a Jack Tatum hit in a mid-August preseason game against the Raiders in the summer of 1978.

Darryl Stingley spent the rest of his days in a wheelchair and died of complications from his quadriplegia at the age of 55 in 2007. His son, Derek, grew up to play three years of minor league baseball in the Phillies system, then five-plus years in the Arena Football League, before settling in Baton Rouge, La., and becoming a football coach.

Churning Out A Win

Shank surprises us with multiple columns in a one week period:

No electricity in this defensive slugfest, but Patriots get it done to beat Chargers

FOXBOROUGH — This was old-school, leather helmet stuff. T formations and flying wedges. No style points. No artistry. It was the Waltz of Sub-Zero refrigerators, nothing like the thrills and grid artistry that electrified fans across America at playoff games in Charlotte, Chicago, Jacksonville, and Philadelphia.

But Patriots fans waited six years for this moment and there were no complaints at the end of Sunday night’s 16-3 victory over the Los Angeles Chargers at Gillette Stadium.

The first three quarters were not easy on the eyes as the Pats and Chargers bored Football America with punts, fumbles, and stalled drives. It wouldn’t have surprised me if fans across the country petitioned the NFL to kick them out of the playoffs altogether and bring back the Jags or Packers. Such was the state of this defensive slugfest.

DHL Dan CCLXXXIII - Tom Terrific II?

That's where Shank seems to be heading with this week's Picked Up Pieces column:

Will second-year QB Drake Maye do for the Patriots what Tom Brady did 24 years ago? And other thoughts.

Picked-up pieces while waiting for Sunday night’s kickoff at Gillette . . .

⋅ It was 24 years ago in a January snowstorm, and New England’s kid quarterback was a complete unknown, playing his first playoff game, a weekend, prime-time special against a West Coast team that came into the league in 1960, same year as the Boston Patriots. The New England Patriots of 2001 hadn’t won a playoff game in four years, and no one knew what to expect from a quarterback who was only two years out of college.

The Patriots won that night, beating the hated Raiders, 16-13, in overtime — the final game in the history of old Schaefer/Sullivan/Foxboro Stadium — and the next day’s Boston Globe featured a Page 1 story by yours truly, which started, “With wonderboy Tom Brady at the controls, the Patriots magic bus rolled on a carpet of packed powder last night. It appears the football gods won’t stop pushing this team until it arrives in New Orleans for Super Bowl XXXVI.”

Moronic hyperbole, for sure. Only a dope truly believed that Brady and the 2001 Patriots were bound for the franchise’s first Super Bowl victory.

Here we are almost a quarter of a century later, and the Patriots are sending 23-year-old Drake Maye — two years out of college — out to face the Chargers on “Sunday Night Football” at Gillette Stadium. It’ll be the first playoff game of Maye’s young career and it’s hard to know what to expect from a kid who might end up being MVP of the NFL for 2025.

DHL Dan CCLXXXII - In Hot Water

Shank weighs in on the recent legal troubles of two New England Patriots players:

Patriots’ push to the playoffs took an unexpected and unfortunate turn this past week, and other thoughts

Picked-up pieces while waiting for the Patriots’ playoff road map . . .

⋅ Nobody likes it when nasty, real-world issues get in the way of our sports enjoyment. Fans invest energy, emotions, and hard-earned dollars in local teams, hoping for magical seasons of diversion, enjoyment, and maybe even the reward of a championship parade. The Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots are here to take us away from the serious stuff that makes life hard and sometimes scary.

For four months and 16 regular-season games, the 2025 Patriots have been an unexpected gift, bringing joy and expectation back to Foxborough. The Patriots weren’t expected to do much in the wake of back-to-back four-win seasons, but under the direction of new coach Mike Vrabel and MVP candidate Drake Maye, they look like a team that can make a deep run in the NFL playoffs, with a possible shot at making it back to the (gulp) Super Bowl.

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Unfortunately, these games are played by real human beings with real problems, and New England’s Feel Good Express went off the rails in the final two days of 2025, with back-to-back news reports citing criminal complaints against Patriot players. Star receiver Stefon Diggs and defensive lineman Christian Barmore are the alleged offenders, and charges include felony strangulation (Diggs) and domestic violence (Barmore).

The Patriots, who have a lot of history regarding their players and criminal charges, reacted to the bad news the way they generally do: They said they were already aware of the episodes, stressed that these are only “allegations,” and pledged not to jump to any conclusions. Vrabel went so far as to say that the news was “not disappointing at all.”

My prediction - Diggs pays off his accuser and Barmore, who had a run-in with Providence, RI police last year, gets cut after the season.

It Will Stay Broken

Shank does a column on the current state of college sports:

NIL. Congress. Eligibility. Is the college sports system broken?

It’s a huge week for big-time college sports. We’ve got bowl games every hour, with a national championship at stake. Meanwhile, NCAA basketball repeat violator John Calipari (two Final Four appearances vacated) is delivering lectures about the evils of NIL and the transfer portal. Cal, who has coached for eight NCAA and NBA teams, is shocked, shocked, that college basketball players keep transferring.

The vaunted NCAA — overseer of the once-glorious Pac-10, Big Ten, and Big East — has yielded to a Wild West of “straight cash, homie” and regionally random, power conference monopolies. The system is irreparably broken, yet more popular than ever.

God bless to folks who still love it. I understand the lure of rooting for Old State U, “boola boola” and all that. If you live in a yahoo town with no real professional sports, it’s good to have a legacy college program in your midst. This explains football mania in Columbus, Ohio, State College, Pa., Athens, Ga., and Tuscaloosa, Ala. When March Madness takes hold, it’s the same deal in Lexington, Ky., and Spokane, Wash. All of America loves a nice little 16-seed beating a 1-seed and CBS’s shining moments can make grown men weep.

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All of which brings me to recent conversations I had with a couple of former Ivy League basketball players: Harvard’s Charlie Baker and Dartmouth’s Peter Roby. They played against one another a half-century ago. Both are tall enough to eat candy off my head. Both graduated in 1979.

Most of you know Baker. He went on to become governor of Massachusetts for eight years, and today he serves as president of the NCAA, a lucrative ($3.15 million per year) yet thankless five-year gig that will take him halfway into 2028.

If you think Charlie Baker's going to fix anything, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to see you. Charlie Baker is the ultimate corporate yes-man who will never, ever rock the boat or come up with any innovative ideas that are his own.