Shank, Out Of Bullets

While this may change in the near future, Shank is wholly unable to start shitting on the 2018 World Series champions out of the gate:

In sunny Florida, the Red Sox are fresh out of hot topics

FORT MYERS, Fla. — While New England braced for an overdue visit from winter, the world champion Boston Red Sox were gathering some 1,450 miles south in their warm winter replica of Fenway Park.

Tuesday was “reporting day” for pitchers and catchers. A bunch of Sox early arrivals worked in the batting cages (Jackie Bradley Jr. did some especially loud hitting), and Chris Sale and Eduardo Rodriguez played catch on a humid, 80-degree day. ESPN sent its A Team to relay the non-news.

It was hard to find a complaint and easy to break a sweat. Sorry.

Give him time; he'll come up with something, no matter how specious or contrived it is.