Let The Cliches Fly!

You know the slew of Super Bowl stories would be pretty strained in terms of subject matter and content. I present yet another such column from His Shankness:

Super Bowl coaching matchup is a clash of generations

ATLANTA — Bill Belichick vs. Sean McVay.

It’s the Baby Boomer vs. the Millennial.

It’s your father’s Oldsmobile vs. the Mazda MX-5 Miata

It’s The Old Man And The Seedling. Woodstock meets Coachella. Wayne Newton vs. Wayne’s World.

Welcome to Super Bowl LIII.

Some 'welcome'...

The coach of the Patriots is 66 years old. The coach of the Rams is 33 years old. We could also mention that the quarterback of the Patriots is 17 years older than the quarterback of the Rams, but for today let’s confine the discussion to the two head coaches.

Right - because that'll give him another column for tomorrow or Wednesday using the same column template he's been using for decades now.

You can practically write the rest of the column yourself, knowing how predictable (and thus boring) it is. Whether you want to actually read it is another question.