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Sunday, July 01, 2018

Color Me Shocked!

Red Sox pitcher David Price just got lit up for four runs in the first inning against the New York Yankees, and he's not taking a major shit on him via Twitter. I reckon that's because he's furiously typing out his next column, lowering the boom on Price in his initial effort to run him out of town, like he's done with so many Red Sox players. Stay tuned!

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  1. And you are shocked? Oh btw he ran one G.M. out of boston as well

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  2. Not exactly! He's writing a column as we speak, Budweiser in one hand and dripping sarcasm in the other, destroying the Sox & David Price.

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  3. Maybe he can write that if his lapdog Francona and Epstein were here we would have a dynasty yet this fool had no problem making money off this team's misfortune and their 04 title

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